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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #485 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Kermit The Frog Meets The World" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Reflecks !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 2/10/99 !!
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Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggie.
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A star-struck pair of mismatched lovers?
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Or perhaps a penning of a higher form of consciousness.
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Kermit the Frog is a nasally, green little guy, constantly
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singing folksy tunes with his banjo about being a frog and
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how tough it is.
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Miss Piggie is a noisy, visually loud, fat oinker of a pig
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with a large taste for Kermit's Tadpole.
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Miss Piggie belongs to the species Porcine feltus, a breed
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of pink wool-felt and styrofoam not found commonly in wild.
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She represents the human feelings of lust, greed, and the
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twisted hormones of the sex organelles.
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Kermit the Frog is our hapless hero. He has easy life, no
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worries, no hardships. He is what all humans strive for.
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A cushy job, a mass influx of pay, and maybe some cartons
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of flaming hot cheetos.
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Humans are constantly striving to have sex with the good life.
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Michael Jackson and Priscilla Presley.
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Fred Flintstone and Betty Rubble.
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Unknowing 13 year olds and gay Pop-Idols of the moment.
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Likewise, Miss Piggie is in constant pursuit of a good ribbit.
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She sees the green frog as her only means of happiness.
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Miss Piggie wants the frog; she does everything in her power
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to gain the frog and the power it holds for her.
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In the end, Frog is what ultimately creates the relationship.
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Kermit oftentimes dismisses Miss Piggie so he can retain
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his walking abilities or continue researching the maritial
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status of his favorite gay Pop-Idols of the moment.
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In a similar aspect, What we want is often times not what we get,
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and what we get is only gotten because what we want is also
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what wants us, a fact shown by the fact that what we want to want
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is often what we want us to want us to get, so that what we end
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up getting is mirrored by what others want us to want so we get
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them for them, but what they say they really want is for us to
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get what we want. Yes. Exactly.
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In the crazed, mixed up world of Frogs mating with Pigs,
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It's nice to have a little sanity some call hoe.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #485, WRITTEN BY: REFLECKS - 2/10/99 !!
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