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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #484 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Drivers Education" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Caitlin !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 2/10/99 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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Every Monday through Thursday, from 6:30 to 8:30 I experience what
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most would call "utter torture"... also known as Michigan's Driver
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Education Program.
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For two hours, our class sits, awaiting something interesting and
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new to happen, while trying every possible method to keep themselves,
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individually, from falling asleep.
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Now, this class wouldn't be that bad, but our teacher, all 500 lbs
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of him (literally)... well, _he's_ not a good thing. Everyday we listen
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to him ramble on horror stories of gruesome deaths, errors in driving,
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past students that are 'beautiful', and past "preppie" students, that he
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says are going to Harvard, and other 'top' schools now. And... you can
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hear the fat in his throat, gurgling around and choking his sentances and
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words off... I sit and tap my pen, alternate seating positions, play with
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my hair, or play drum beats of random songs with my feet. I'm a good
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student because I paid in full and I don't let anything slip out of my
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mouth, except sometimes a thank you. I just want to scream at him...
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"GET ON A FUCKING EXERCISE BIKE!"
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"QUIT EATING MCDONALDS EVERY GODDAMN DAY!"
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"WHY DON'T YOU _TEACH_?!"
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But I doubt that any of the students in my class would listen
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anyways. In between their little hidden clique talks, and under-the-
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-breath remarks about the teacher, they find time to open their text book
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and write down word-for-word answers onto the cheap copies of text book
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dittos made on a zerox machine, clearly from the mid-eighties.
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I stumble out of class each night, staring straight ahead, wiping
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my eyes in the hopes of waking up.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #484, WRITTEN BY: CAITLIN - 2/10/99 !!
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