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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #446 !!
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##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: ===========================================
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: "My Fucking Ex-Roommate" !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: *or* !!
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##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: "Part Two of I Need a New Roommate: !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: I'm Getting a New Roommate" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: by -> Cyn 1/18/99 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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So, I get a call today from someone who's considering moving
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into my room. And I'm like, "Uh, I already have a roommate." And
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they're like "Really? Because Res Life gave me your number." So I say
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"Oh? Could you call me back when you talk to Res Life and tell me
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what's going on?" So about five minutes later, I get a call from Res
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Life. Turns out my now ex roommate is moving into South after she gets
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back from Winter Break. Of course, she didn't feel obligated to tell me
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this. I had no fucking clue. It's not as though her moving out is
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going to fucking affect my life at all.
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It's ironic, because the one thing Liz had going for was that she
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was at least polite. I mean, sure, she smoked out in here constantly,
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her deadhead friends were in here all hours of the day and night, she
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liked shitty music, but at least she had common curtesy going for her.
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But no, apparently she's not even polite enough to mention the fact that
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she's moving out. It would be far too much trouble to be like, "Hey,
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Cyn, I'm moving me and all my hippy shit out of your room so you can be
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happy now."
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The fact that she's moving out is actually a blessing, and should
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make me ecstatically happy, but at this point I'm too fucking angry at
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her to even be able to access those feelings. If it was possible for me
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to trek to New Hampshire or where ever the fuck she's busy studying
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"herbal medicine" and beat the shit out of her, I would. Unfortunately,
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that would just result in one very angry, lost girl wandering around New
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Hampshire or possibly Massachusetts, since I have no fucking idea where
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she is.
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!!========================================================================!!
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Okay, it's two days later, I no longer care, I just want this
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hippy shit the fuck out of my room.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #446, WRITTEN BY CYN - 1/18/99 !!
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