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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #436 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Only in Quebec" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Anjee !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/15/99 !!
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You all probably know how retarded French Canadians are, and the
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purpose of this t-file is to prove you all right. Not only do they
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have the IQ of your average house fly [(c)Satan], but myself and a few
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other humans have witnessed their idiocy. Here's what we found:
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Jesus on pipes:
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While wandering in malls located in the outskirts of Montreal
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around Christmas time, Jesus was spotted sitting on a chair
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playing the pipes while a 800 pound white dog rested peacefully
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a few inches from the claimed Jesus' feet.
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Sunflower people:
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Walking at the Old Port in Montreal on hot days can normally
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lead to craving cold substances, such as ice cream. As myself
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and 4 other people were headed towards an ice cream store, we
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were suprised to see approximately 5 to 6 fully grown men and
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women dressed up as sunflowers. This caused a friend to order
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cheesecake on his ice cream cone. Exposure to such craziness
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is fatal!
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AnonGirl:
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On weekends, if you find yourself to be near any bar, you may
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have the opportunity to view this exibit for yourself. Anon,
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dizzy and discoordinated from the excessive consumption of
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alcoholic beverages, has often been seen attempting to direct
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herself to her home, to get on IRC to expose her drunken self,
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then promptly heading to bed. But she's not french, she's just
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nutty.
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French Rappers:
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Displeased with their rejection from the rest of the country,
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and the USA, these wannabe's try to blend in with the rest of
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the world by using music. However, these rappers are not black,
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are French, and can't rap. They're really stupid too.
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That's pretty much all I can remember, I think the stupidity
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runs in the water. So if you are planning to make a trip to Quebec,
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please arm yourself and be ready for anything. And I mean anything.
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Unfortunately, I must live with this every day. Pity me.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #436, WRITTEN BY: ANJEE - 1/15/99 !!
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