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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #426 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ===========================================
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##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: "Area 401" !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: *or* !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: "RI Telecom From A Feminine Perspective" !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: by -> Laja 1/13/99 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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Well, kidz, what we have here today is a look at what once was
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THE SCENE in area code 401. Now, I'm not talking about hacking, writing
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text files, creating art, pirating softwarez (ARRRR, MATEY), or anything
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cool/psuedo-productive like that. I am talking about the chick scene...
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the HOT MODEM MOMMAS which were so often overlooked.
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My time in THE SCENE started in 1995. This, of course, being
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after everything that was or could have been cool about BBS's and
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modems had already happened. This time, lasting a few years before my
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arrival, will be forever referred to as THE GOOD OLE DAYS [tm].
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So, anyways, it was me, CHICK X, CHICK Y, The Tyrant, SQUINKY,
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and a bunch of random Kurt Cobain-worshipping 14 year olds. I
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worshipped SQUINKY in his amazing telecom techniquez (see: HOE #334).
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For all practical purposes, we can call Tyrant CHICK Z, because, well,
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for all practical purposes, he was. We talked about nothing. And we
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talked about it a lot. It was cliquey and bitchy and we liked it that
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way.
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Essentially, there were only two BBS's in my calling area that
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didn't suck. Oh well. So it goes. I am not going to go through the
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hassle of remembering any details about any of this, because
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submitting logs about Area 401 is Squinky's job.
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As with most close-knit, 15 year old trios of bitches, we all
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started to severely dislike eachother. CHICK Z left us for a life of
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passionate sex with a married woman and massive amounts of diaper
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changing (see: http://users.tmok.com/~minmei), CHICK X and CHICK Y went
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on to live in denial about their torrid lesbian love affair, and I
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moved on with my own self to read books, do drugs, geek out, and write
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boring text files for HOE.
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Isn't that a cute story?
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #426, WRITTEN BY: LAJA - 1/13/99 !!
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