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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #425 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Organic Farming" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Kaia !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/13/99 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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The girl liked boys but thought too much. She snubbed other
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girls because she thought she was a princess. She acted like a rare
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find because she thought she was full of coyness, cleverness, wit,
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independence, and feminine wiles. She thought that by maintaining
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some distance from everyone, she'd project confidence and assurance,
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but to others she instead seemed a bit unfriendly and standoff-ish.
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Men found her attractive, but mostly for her striking combinations
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tonight: black hair & red-flicked blue eyes, thin waist supporting
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silver velvet glam pants that flared at the hips.
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At the club, she mingled only with the scenesters who owned the
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hippest boutiques and organized the best parties in the city. If she
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didn't perceive you as high-status, she'd ignore you... until she
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discovers your critical involvement in the BUGS, WORMS, ROOTS, AND
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DEAD LEAVES! THESE ARE AMONG THE TIDBITS FOUND IN OUR TOPSOIL. WE
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DON'T USE HERBICIDES OR need! PESTICIDES, AND WE USE COW SHIT AS A
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NATURAL FERTILIZER THAT CYCLES THE NITROGEN BACK TO THE please more!
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EARTH. WE GROW involvement in planning the annual vampyre ball, a
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yearly legend in elegant campiness. But beneath the hard facade, she
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was really a sensitive little girl who took everything a little WE GROW
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ROWS OF LEEKS, CARROTS, SHALLOTS, need more please more need BEETS,
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KOHLRABI, LIMA BEANS, RADISHES, PINEAPPLES, SALAMI, DALAI LAMA, a
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little too personally, but SHITFACED, PLASTERED, but actually, she just
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needed EGO-STROKING someone to love DRUNK, and fear SCREWED, but A
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LITTLE NEUROCHEMICALLY ALTERED not without a chase AND KALE. because
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she had a problem with loving people back, and wanted nothing more than
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to gain, though coyness, cleverness, wit, independence, and feminine
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wiles, the favor of the alpha male.
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APHIDS LIKE KALE. WE SPRAY OUR KALE WITH SOAP AND VEGETABLE OIL.
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SOAP KILLS THE BUGS, WHILE VEGETABLE OIL MAKES THE SOAP STICK TO THE
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BUDS. I MEAN BUGS.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #425, WRITTEN BY: KAIA - 1/13/99 !!
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