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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #423 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "A Day in The Life of a Gangster" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Belial !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/13/99 !!
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there was this time my friend (his name is tim!) and i were
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walking to the store down on the corner to get some candy and all the
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sudden, a giant horse fell out of the sky and landed right on TIM! i
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couldn't believe it! i said, "hey you fucking horse, get off my
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friend!" but it just looked at me with its big ass eyes and then rolled
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its lips back. so i said, "punk! feel my wrath!" and started kicking
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it in the side. "this is for tim, you son of a bitch!" i said as i
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kicked the dumb horse.
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you wouldn't believe what happened next!
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the horse got up off of tim and said, "i am a horse! you have
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no right to kick me." the next thing i know, a giant cow (his name is
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ralph!) fell out of the sky and landed right on me! it hurt like hell,
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but i said, "fucking cow, get off me!" the cow was all dumb and shit
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and it said, "milk? ok!" and shot a gallon of milk all over me. "ack!
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you piece of shit! quit squirting milk all over me and get the hell up!"
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when the cow finally did get up, i said, "it's about damn time!"
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then i said to the horse (i don't remember what its name was),
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"hey fucker, why don't you get the hell out of here like that cow!" the
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horse thought it was suave and shit and said, "sure!"
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well, ted and i watched the two dumb fucks walk down the street
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for a while and then we just said, "pfff! farm animals!" and went into
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the store. i got a pack of gum and ted got some bitter ass shocktarts.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #423, WRITTEN BY: BELIAL - 1/13/99 !!
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