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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #414 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Meet Betty" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Phairgirl !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/10/99 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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I have to admit, I have a horrible crush on every single guy
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online.
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It's true. Some guys suck me in worse than others. However,
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the bottom line remains, I could probably have some kind of bizarre
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sexual fantasy about anyone online, provided they were single.
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I don't know why I let *girlfriends* or *wives* stop me from
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fantasizing, but quite frankly, the thought of sharing someone with
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another girl turns me off. Call me old-fashioned or crazy or whatever,
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I'm just not the harem girl type. And besides, the mere thought of
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some other girl getting something good from someone I'm messing around
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with just utterly repulses me.
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However, I am aware that not every guy in the universe wants to
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have drooly modem chicks dreaming of their naked wet bodies. That's
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okay, I completely accept that. But don't think that I'm going to stop
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dreaming just because someone doesn't think I should. If you don't want
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to be fantasized about, you need a sure-fire cream dream killer: a
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girlfriend. And if this is not prudent at this juncture in your life,
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then you need the next best thing: Betty.
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Betty is the all-purpose, imaginary, brush-off-the-modem-chicks
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girlfriend. She's beautiful. She's busty. She's got an ass you can
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bounce quarters on. She's done things in bed that make Amber Lynn
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blush. Best of all, she can't stand little puppy dog modem girls and
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is an expert in Judo.
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Betty is as easy to use as a Fisher Price Little People Barn
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(the one that goes "MOOOOO"). Here's an example of Betty in motion:
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<LonelyGrl> I looked at your pics. *giggles* You're cute!
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<BettysMan> Yeah, my girlfriend certainly thinks so.
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<LonelyGrl> Oh, you have a girlfriend? *sigh*
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<BettysMan> Yeah, her name is Betty. She's beautiful. She's busty.
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She's got an ass you can bounce quarters on. She's done
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things in bed that make Amber Lynn blush. And she doesn't
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like modem girls and is an expert in Judo.
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<LonelyGrl> You no longer find you to be cute.
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Of course, Betty should be used with caution. Although most
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modem girls (about 80% or so) would see Betty's name mentioned and
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turn tail and run, there are those oddballs out there who don't see
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Betty as much of a threat.
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<SinglChik> I want to have sex with you.
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<BettysMan> But, I have a girlfriend.
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<SinglChik> So what.
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<BettysMan> Her name is Betty. She's beautiful. She's busty. She's
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got an ass you can bounce quarters on. She's done things
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in bed that make Amber Lynn blush. And she doesn't like
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modem girls and is an expert in Judo.
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<SinglChik> I *am* Amber Lynn. And I want you both to try and make me
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blush.
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There's never a sad ending! You never look like a jerk by
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brushing off an ugly girl! You can't lose with Betty.
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Except, you're still home.
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Alone.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #414, WRITTEN BY: PHAIRGIRL - 1/10/99 !!
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