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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #408 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Business Practice" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Mistawho !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/7/99 !!
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Credit Resource Services, Inc.
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11-15-98
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Re : Account #462205 (Cascade Video, Corp.)
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I am writing you in regards of my account with your company.
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The total amount is $352.87, for the following movies:
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* Half Baked
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* South Park, Volume 1
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* Slippery When Wet Volumes 1, 2, and 3
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* HOOTERVILLE Volume 1
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I find this bill highly inaccurate, as the four adult movies were
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of extremely low video quality (believe me, I KNOW), and Half Baked was
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just plain stupid. Please accept the enclosed check for $3.00 and
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please quit sending me mail. Thank you for your time.
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Sincerely,
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Aaron Rogers
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Dear Mr. Rogers,
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Your check of $3.00 will not resolve your account. You must pay
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the entire amount remaining ($349.87). Please remit this amount
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immedietly to descist any further collection attempts.
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Sincerely,
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Pam O'Reily
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Credit Resource Services Representative
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Credit Resource Services, Inc.
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12-16-98
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Re: Account #462205 (Cascade Video, Corp.)
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I see from my bank statement that my check of $3.00 has been
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cashed, so you have indeed accepted my payment. Yet, because I am a
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fair person, I have decided to resolve the issue entirely.
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Enclosed in this box is every porno I have ever owned, 28 to be
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exact. Each is of better quality than the movies I destroyed from
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Cascade Video. Please send it to your client with my best of wishes.
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Please quit mailing me.
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Sincerely,
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Aaron Rogers
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Dear Mr. Rogers,
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We are not impressed with your current letter and attempt of
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payment. Please send the remaining amount ($349.87) or we WILL take
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legal actions.
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Sincerely,
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Pam O'Reily
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Credit Resource Services Representative
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Credit Resource Services, Inc.
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12-24-98
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Re: Account #462205 (Cascade Video, Corp.)
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As you know, I sent that last box of videos to you through
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certified mail, and I know that you received it. There were 28 HIGH
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QUALITY adult movies in that box. I consider them to be worth about
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$50.00 a piece (or, Cascade Video would, as they want $72.00 for Half
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Baked). I have now figured that YOU indeed do owe me $1104.13. Please
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pay the entire amount in full by the first of the year, or I will be
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forced to turn you over to collections.
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Merry Christmas.
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Sincerely,
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Aaron Rogers
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #408, WRITTEN BY: MISTAWHO - 1/7/99 !!
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