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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #402 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Why I Am Changing My Handle" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Squinky/AIDS !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/7/99 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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Since 1991 or 1992 or 1993, one of those years, I'm not quite sure
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which, I have been known as 'Squinky'. Now, for whatever god-for-SAKEN
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reason, this handle has stuck. I want to point out that my average age
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was 14 when I picked this handle, and at the time, it was kinda cool
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that people were calling me by self-applied name, and it was funny to
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have such a basically innocuous handle, because I was such an arrogant
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dipshit on the local boards.
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However, years and years have passed since then. In that time, I
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have attempted to change my handle on multiple occasions. The first
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time, I tried to become 'Maggot Queen', which failed, so I tried a
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permutation on my original handle, which stuck a little better, but not
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so good. Well, after a while, I tried 'Mayflower/Tug-Tub', but
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absolutely *no one* liked that but me, and not a single person called
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me it. More recently, I've half-heartedly tried to go for 'Jumpin'
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Jumbaliah Joo-Joo Jugular Krazy Kobek", but not even I have the
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fortitude to make that particular handle happen.
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Sigh.
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No matter how much I tried to change my handle, whenever I would
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encounter computer people, in real life or otherwise, they would always
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say, "HI SQUINK!$!" or "HI SQUINKY!@%!@" or just "FUCK ME!@$"
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After much debate and speculation, I think I have come to a
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conclusion as to why I was never able to replace the awful moniker, and
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why no one would ever take a handle change seriously. It comes down to
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the fact that the word "SQUINKY" is much catchier than anything else
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I've tried. If I was ever to choose a new handle, I would have to
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overcome this problem.
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Well, I think I finally have found a handle that has easy name
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recognition and is just as catchy, if not more so, than "SQUINKY". Plus,
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it's easy to abbreviate, which seems to have been a major factor in the
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appeal of "SQUINKY". HEY SQUINK! HEY SQUINKY! HERE BOY! HERE BOY
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HERE!
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From now on, Squinky is dead.
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You may now call me Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.
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or "AIDS", for short.
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Thank you for your time.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #402, WRITTEN BY: SQUINKY/AIDS - 1/7/99 !!
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