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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #401 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Jersey Girls Suck (I Wish)" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Hardcore !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 1/7/99 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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I've come to the overall conclusion that girls that are from
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New Jersey don't deserve any oral pleasuring. I'm talking about the
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Australian French kiss. You know it's the kiss that's kind of like a
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French kiss but down under. You know, Rug cleaning, carpet munching,
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clam diving, eating pie, kissing Willie Nelson with bad breath, licking
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the dew of the Lilly, or what many others just call cunnlingus, the
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so-called technical term. No matter what they call it, the bitch don't
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deserve it! Hell, the bitch don't deserve to have anything down there
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licked! And if you are going to lick anything down there, lick her
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thighs and pretend your going to do something else and then just walk
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out of the room. That would really fuck the bitch up! Enough said!
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It all began during finals last year. The girls name was
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Queen Shaneeka Rolanda Orlando Vega. It's a pretty long name, so lets
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just call her "AMY." Well, you know us college kiddies love to drink.
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Well, I was doing this and so was Amy. She started giving me the look,
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you know the look "Lets get busy." I've never gotten that look before,
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so I couldn't pass up the opportunity. Did the 3 porn movies I've seen
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in my lifetime help? Well, the barnyard animal one certainly wasn't
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going to help, and neither was the Tommy lee and Pamela lee video
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unless I was rolling a joint. So I had to leave it up to Ron Jeremy's
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"Boobs a Poppin." I asked to Ron guide me through this journey as I
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prayed to him.
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The sexual act then began. I couldn't take off her bra with my
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hands, so I decided to use the back up method. My Teeth. It worked
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beautifully. So she started like giving me commands... and I was
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digging it. She had me do all these weird things to her double d
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breasts and I didn't complain one bit! Eventually made it down to the
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girls jeans, and unbuttoned them with my teeth and the zipper too, and
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there they went! I began the oral sex, and hoped that I'd be a good
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trooper. Turns out, she instantly took a liking to it. About 15
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minutes later during one of her many orgasms, she hit her head on my
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window sill and I stopped to see if she was ok. But she screamed don't
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stop and shoved me back down! About 15 minutes later I was over and
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ready for my hard work to be repaid. She, then rolled over and passed
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out!
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I figured this could have been alcohol related and planned to do
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this again sober. So we did it again, this time very sober. I worked
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even longer and better and the same result happened! Sexual
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frustration finally hit me. The 3 strikes and your out rule had to be
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put in affect for my mental well-being. I decided that I wasn't going
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to go down, unless she was going to go down first! It was all working
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out fine, when she took off her clothes... she must have been sweaty or
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something. But it stunk down there. I wasn't going to go near! Then
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before I knew what hit me, her hands forcefully put down there, and I
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closed my eyes and prayed for the best. It was a horrible task, but I
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worked my best on her for an hour. And guess what, that was it. She
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put on her clothes! We peacefully departed.
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Throughout the whole summer, I tried other Jersey girls. I gave
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them what they wanted, and I didn't get anything gratification in
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return. And trust me, I knew they were liking what I was doing. I must
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off netted 10+ plus hours that summer down below and didn't receive
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minimum wage or any over time!
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The moral of this story is simple guys: Do not give oral to your
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women unless they are going to equally make you happy and to be on the
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safe side, let them go first. This is so you know how much pleasure
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to give them. It must be the water here in New Jersey, I don't know.
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But these women are selfish! They don't appreciate a hard worker like
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myself. If you're a Jersey girl, sorry. Pre-payment plan is now in
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effect. Thank You! For the girls that are out of state or country,
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this doesn't include you. :} I still have faith in you!
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #401, WRITTEN BY: HARDCORE - 1/7/99 !!
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