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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #394 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Phairgirl's Diary" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Phairgirl !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/28/98 !!
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[12-13-93]
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We found out last night that my Aunt Pat got married... last
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April! So now I guess I have an Uncle Roy. How weird.
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Luckily, I'm still on good terms with the people from Newspaper.
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They don't know about my story yet, though. Maybe I'll go tomorrow and
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cover the game, then write the story and give it to Mr. Reiter. I
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might. I feel obligated to do it. If I DO get the courage to go, then
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I'll rejoin Newspaper at semester probably. Things have been so crazy
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at home these last few months, I'm glad I have a break from at least
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ONE class. It just depends. It just depends.
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Well, I'm sick of dwelling on Newspaper. Since I'll be looking
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back on this in a few years (maybe), I'll list some common everyday
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shit. Stamps are 29 cents, bread is around 60 cents a loaf, but you can
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find it WAY cheaper. The average car is about $14-15,000. Easy Cheese
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in a can is $2.89 on sale. Fuji film is $2.00 on sale (cheap!!).
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Videotapes range from $3-$5 a pop. Speaking of pop, it's around 50-60
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cents a can. CDs average $16-18, cheaper at K-Mart and other shit
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stores. DAT's are new and aren't common yet. The Newton hand-held
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computer and A/V palmcorders are among the newest gadgets.
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Well, since I've completely bored myself to death, I will
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digress. Here are a few of my favorite things (I know, it's corny). I
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like Dream Theater, Extreme, Lillian Axe, Collision, Babes In Toyland,
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White Zombie, Anthrax, Megadeth, Metallica, Sepultura, Ozzy, KISS,
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AC/DC, Fight, Cathedral, Pariah, whatever. I like to watch the
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Simpsons, Real World II reruns, Headbanger's Ball, 90210, Fresh Prince,
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Herman's Head, and SNL reruns. I could live on Comedy Central and MTV.
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I can't STAND Whiney Houston, Mariah Carey, Walli Collins, Full House,
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Wrestling (which Travis is OBSESSED with), Football, School Spirit,
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country music, my brother at times, and chores. But I absolutely LOVE
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my cat Taylor and Jamie's cat Ami. I don't have a boyfriend and guess
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what? I DON'T CARE! I have few friends because I told most of them off
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last year. I think I'm manic depressive but I'm probably just a
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hypochondriac. Or a pyromaniac. Or a kleptomaniac.
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Whatever. Anyway, I just wanted that stuff to be imbedded
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forever. It's nice to be able to write whatever the hell I want and
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not have to worry about the rest of the world picking it apart. I can
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wander from subject to subject, use inside jokes, make up a secret
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language, whatever. No one will ever know! Ha ha! Alright, so I'm
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getting slightly carried away. I don't care.
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Oh, I forgot to write about the pipe bomb Harley Bush set off in
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the Welding room Friday. Mark Reigler said the blast was huge and
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really, really loud. I guess I believe it. That's right up Harley's
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alley.
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Wow! I really DO have diarrhea mouth. Or diarrhea HAND. (So I
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can't spell diarrhea. Sue me.) (There. I fixed it. Fuck you.)
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[25-12-93]
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Well, today was SO boring. We went to Grandma Shirley's.
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Nobody else came until a split second before we left! We all got a
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shirt and $20. We also watched Straight Talk on Showtime. It was
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pretty cheesy. Now I'm watching Headbanger's Ball, I have diarrhea
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(REAL diarrhea), and my appetite is nil.
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Well, tomorrow we're taking down all the xmas decorations.
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Monday, we're going to SherRee's and Mike's for a WWF Pay-Per-View.
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Pure chewing enjoyment. But for now I will enjoy my metal. I bid adieu
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or whatever the hell it is.
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[3-1-94]
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Hell, this year is off to a boring start. My nose is runny, my
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throat is pretty good, but I'm bored as hell. I did my 3 assignments
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in history. We have this bitchy sub who won't let us do anything but
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Section 2. Well, excuse me, missy, I already DID Section 2. In your
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face. So instead I'm writing in my journal. Thrill.
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What's been going on lately? I just don't know. I've just been
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going through the motions. I didn't have any make-up work from when I
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was sick before vacation.
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Everyone's been bitching that there shouldn't have been school
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today, or at least a delay. It snowed a good 3-4 inches yesterday and
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last night, but our resident blonde-wanna-be Superintendant Diana Lam
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didn't do anything. I hope when she goes in for review this year she
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gets booted out. She's messed up everything.
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I was thinking of writing a letter to the Newspaper staff
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because they omitted my name from my story. They DID, however, put in
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Shawn Menadue's name because he wrote the other story on that page.
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I'm not pissed off, but it was a lack of consideration for me. I DID
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write it, and Shawn Menadue is one guy I'd rather NOT see take credit
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for it.
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I have to blow my nose, but there aren't any tissues. I guess
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I'll sniffle and suffer. Oh wait! There IS a roll of toilet paper.
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I'll be back in a minute.
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Boy, did that ever help. Now if only everyone else in here who
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are sniffling and suffering would do the same. Especially Mark
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Reigler. He's beginning to bother me. I HATE it when people sit there
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sniffling when there is available nose-blowing things.
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My favorite song is still "Ghost of Winter." I just realized
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that when I typed it onto my computer disk today. But I'm wondering
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if "The Day I Met You," also by Lillian Axe, will also become one of
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my favorite songs. It's so sweet and simple, but totally different
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the moody yet intricate "Ghost Of Winter." They both have excellent,
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EXCELLENT lyrics. I'll need to think about it, though. It may just be
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a passing fancy.
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Well, gotta go get busy. Writing notes to Amy, that is.
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[9-1-94]
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I stayed over at Jen's. Yesterday, we hooked up her modem and
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hooked up America OnLine. It was so much fun. Her handle is Jezus666,
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and her password is "Acid". I want a computer SO bad, I would kill to
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be hooked up to AOL. I hope mom gets my application to Family Dollar
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soon so I can get a computer. I want one more than a car. I'll save
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$100 from every paycheck. It'll take me 6 months, I think, but it'll
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be worth it. I want a Mac Performa like Jen's. We met this guy on it
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who lives near Chicago who we're going to write to and stuff. Jen has
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the address, though, so she might say shit about me so he won't write
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me. I don't mean to be untrusting, but I wouldn't put it past her. I
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hope he writes, though. His name is James, and he sounds really cool.
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Today's been a snoozer. It's SO boring. Well, I'm going. I'm
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too bored to write.
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[13-1-94]
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Sorry, sorry, sorry. I lost my blue pens--this one is borrowed.
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Jen said that James is gay--but I don't know if I should believe her
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or not. I was over at her house again on Monday because the busses
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were re-routed from the house that blew up, and nobody told us. We got
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some games that didn't work, and we hooked her rat cages together. I'm
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babysitting tonight for the Hohmann's as soon as I get home until
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around a quarter to nine. Talk about boredom. At least I can make
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some money.
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There's absolutely nothing going on lately. Except for the
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house blowing up, everything's been pretty quiet.
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[19-1-94]
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Cool, cool, cool. I haven't written lately because... we had 2
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extra days off! We got Monday off--MLK Day--but 2 extra because of
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too-cold weather. It got -28 I think. Plus there was tons of blowing
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snow. It's been nice, too. I've been babysitting.
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Did I mention that about a week ago or so Eric Johnson came back
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to school? He seems really great, especially after the car accident he
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was in.
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Speaking of car accidents--this one is sad. Courtney Egleseder
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died. I've been going to school with her since first grade! It's so
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surreal. We were never close friends or anything, but I grew up with
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her always. This school year's been just crazy. There'll probably be
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a big thing about her tomorrow when we have to go back to school.
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[20-1-94]
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Today has been so psychotic. Everyone's crying and stuff,
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because of Courtney. Half of our classes, it seems, are going up to
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the Guidance Office and stuff. It's weird, I knew her, but we weren't
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close or anything. It's just a tough thing to get used to. I almost
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start to feel guilty that I'm not crying too, but then I get
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level-headed and think, I'm not GOING to cry because I don't feel
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emotionally compelled to. I knew her, but not well enough to cry over
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it. I'm not that sentimental.
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Well, hopefully the rest of the day will be a little more
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uplifting. Yeah, right. Today will be Manic Depressants Anonymous.
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Most of the people feeling upset get out of semester tests! Oh well.
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I'm sure they'll have to make it up. They're having a hard enough
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time as it is.
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This morning on the bus, I talked to Arb. He was actually being
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sweet, as compared to his usual egotistic, everyone-wishes-they-were-me
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attitude. I'm STILL wondering if he's going out with Jenny White
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(Weitz, whatever). I never see them together anymore, but I'm not going
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to assume anything.
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I biffed this morning. I was crossing the street to get to the
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bus stop (where I swear I almost froze to death) when I slid and landed
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smack on my butt, knee, and elbow. I didn't make any deal out of it,
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though. I wasn't injured, and neither were my clothes, so I'm fine.
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I'm so bored. There's nothing to do and nothing to write about.
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Well, James isn't gay after all. Jen said he said his brother was
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screwing around with the computer, so he's not really gay. Later.
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[28-1-94]
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Yesterday I was talking to Amy Jordan, and Erin Flowers pulled
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another shitty. Erin wrote "I Love Josh" on Amy's assignment notebook.
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No big deal. Then, she wrote underneath, "by Erin" and said to Amy,
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"Well, I didn't want people to think you finally found someone." If I
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would have been there, she would have been kissing some pavement,
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that's for damn sure. But Amy controlled herself and just said, "Way
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to go, Erin. Boost my confidence there." I think I would have been a
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little less friendly. Erin just thinks she's so big because she has a
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boyfriend. She keeps trying to rub it in our faces and make us feel
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bad, but we're not jealous at all. Who would be jealous of someone
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with no self-esteem and no respect for other people? I'm GLAD I'm not
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her or even remotely like her. I'm glad I DON'T have a boyfriend,
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because I'd be afraid I'd end up like she'll be after she and Josh
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break up--no friends, because she acted like such a priss.
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All I have to say is that if Erin says anything around me or
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even TO me, I'll cut her down to size so fast her head will spin. I am
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a grade-A certified bitch. And some people just deserve the full,
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royal treatment.
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(later)
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Luckily, lunch went smoothly today. Although Erin did remark to
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me for eating salad. She said, "You're eating a FRIDAY salad?" (by
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Friday they're usually pure brown.) I said, "Hey, it's better than
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the rest of the stuff up there." She said, "Would you rather die after
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eating something healthy or would you rather die after eating something
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good?" I just said, "This is the only good thing up there. The rest is
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gross school food." Why the hell should she care what I eat? And she
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made absolutely no point. If I had been eating half a cake and a bucket
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of lard, I could see why she would criticize me (even though it would
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STILL be none of her business).
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I hope I get to stay over at Jen's tonight. I snuck my disk out
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of the Write Place again so I can show her Summerland. I finished it!
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It's pretty gnarly and neat-o. I hope Jen likes it. If she doesn't,
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she can suck the dick I don't have. Maybe, sometime in the future,
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I'll come up with a big, huge program that's really nifty.
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I am so bored. I'm in history. Hell, I'm always bored. Why
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shouldn't I be? Of course, I shouldn't inflict this boredom upon
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others. I will go!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #394 - WRITTEN BY: PHAIRGIRL - 12/28/98 !!
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