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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #393 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Let's Be Friends" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Hal08 !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/28/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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Chiqz: "Hey, Hal08, can we have your baby?"
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Me: "Yeah."
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Chiqz: "Wait, nevermind... I'd rather be your friend."
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See, I'm great. I get chicks, well, some what. As soon as I
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say that _I like you_ to them, they reply in sheer wittyness:
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"Erik, your really cute, and your really sweet... I dont want to
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ruin what we got going on now."
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What's up with that, yoe#!?@!?!@ Goldy the Pimp Daddy would say,
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"friends my ass, soon as you pay that thirty yew owe me, slut!@?" But
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I'm not Goldy the Pimp Daddy. Or maybe if I was some sort of movie star
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I would just explain that she won't be in my next all-star action movie
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that was exactly like the last one I made.
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But guess what?
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I'm not that either.
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Would I be some kind of a jerk to say, "let's not start talking
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if your just looking for a friend." It's not like I hate having
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friends, if you ever was good friends with a girl that you were
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extremely attracted to, you may know how I feel.
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Chiqz: "See, isn't it better that we're friends? We never have to break
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up, and we don't have to be aukward about things. See, friends
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can do much more than a girlfriend can."
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Jesus: "You see, if only you rejected sex and praised the lord, this
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would be of utter importance! The Lord never rejects!@"
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Me: "Er... uhh.. shut up."
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Chiqz: "Understand?"
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Jesus: "Well, answer the girl!"
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Now, the lord would be great, but I want to have sex. A lot.
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"Somewhere out there," as Feivel the mouse said, I guess there's
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someone that wants more than a friend. Maybe there just confused like
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me. Girls are just so wacky it's repulsive. Or maybe if I looked out
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the window and sang like that piece of shit mouse, I'd find love.
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What's up with that fucker's hat, anyways?
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"Shut the fuck up, I like my hat!"
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Well, I just turned 16 and I've been so busy working I didn't
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even realize it was my birthday till my mother wished me a happy one.
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I could say life sucks, but you know it does... you're not stupid. I
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know I'm wrong but when your sitting on the job with nothing to do,
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your mind wanders. When all you have is time to think, you can't help
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but ask yourself questions that have easy answers, but the answers you
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have are wrong because you hope they are. As i think, i just use up
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the time left to think.
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Game show host: "For 500 dollars, will you go on life seeking a girl
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to love you, or even like you for that matter, or
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will they all just be your friend?"
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Who am I kidding? I know that I'll find someone someday, but
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you gotta look on the bad side of things. Can't sit there all day
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thinking about the good side of things! Can't live your life on wishes
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is what I always say, but you can live your life on fishes.
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"Stick to veggies, they clean out your system better!"
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I guess that small shimmer of hope is all any one of us has. As
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much I thought the Olympics sucked, they have a pretty good concept with
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that torch of theres. When it goes on, it signifys the begining. That
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first arrow is like your first dream, your first goal. Now when that
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flame goes out, so does the game end. If you don't have that hope, I
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guess, the game's over.
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"I hope you shut your fucking mouth."
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Okay.
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Chiqz: "One of us is waiting?!@!?@?!"
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Me: "Grrr!??@! you probably live in Rhode Island. Rhode Island sucks,
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I dont even think it's a fucking island!?@#"
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Newscaster: "Uhh, guess what everyone...? The apocylypse is like now,
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so you're all in somewhat of a predicament. Will the
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last people on earth please shut out the light?"
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #393 - WRITTEN BY: HAL08 - 12/28/98 !!
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