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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #361 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "From Ape to Man, to Ape Again: !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: Darwin's Dilemma" !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: by -> Anjee 12/19/98 !!
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The theory of evolution was first introduced to the world in
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around 1920. Since then, loads of research has been done and other
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theories were pulled from that speculation. However, after many years
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of locking myself in my room with the goal to prevent any trendy
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mentality to corrupt my poor easily influenced brain -- I have come up
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with a theory of my own: the method of defying evolution in a way
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that only the typical everyday jerk can understand. When I say this,
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I do not mean devolution in the physical form -- I am referring to,
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and only referring to mental deconstruction.
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I do not wish to sound like the typical angsty kind of teen
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that thinks that everyone is stupid for no reason besides "No one
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loves me!" or "I can't get that new CD I want badly, SO ALL YOU
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MOTHERFUCKERS MUST PAY FOR MY PAIN!@". I am simply introducing the
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idea that evolution may in fact be reversing. Most of you who have
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the slightest sign of intelligence have witnessed this many, many
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times. Face it, times have changed, technology is getting better by
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the day, and what was considered to be "important" (also referred to
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as "values") is slowly but surely disappearing from the face of this
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planet.
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I am not saying that everyone is stupid, for I have met a few
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people who are bright, but unfortunately, I have met a large number
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of beings who are not exactly what I would call "the sharpest knife
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in the drawer". So, if many who are deemed intelligent, mature people
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can agree with me, then I can easily say that it isn't necessarily
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teenage angst that is pouring out of this t-file. Saying that good
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mentalities are decaying and soon to be found in the nearest gutter
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is also a generalization. I admit that not everything is taking a
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turn for the worst, such as sexism, racism and other things of the
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sort have very much improved.
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It's surely the increasing number of materialistic snobby
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bitches and bastards that have led me to the conclusion that this
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world will soon come to an end, and I believe that they should
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be killed as soon as possible. Speaking of which... who the fuck
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thought of seeking cures for every goddamn disease that exists?
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I mean, <insert deity here> put us on this earth to live, learn and
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die. Now, if there was a cure for everything, every single jerk and
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dork will live for a very long period of time, giving them the chance
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to annoy the living fuck out of each and every person alive. Some
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people just _deserve_ to die.
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Or what about those shitheads who are constantly depressed
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for stupid reasons like "My dog died, I have no more friends! I DO
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NOT HAVE THE WILL TO LIVE ANYMORE!" or "My favorite color is black,
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therefore I hate the world and I must kill myself," or how about
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those little 12 year old girls who run around crying because their
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13 year old boyfriend dumped them and they feel that they just can't
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continue living without that person's "love". Well, they should just
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fucking shut up and kill themselves already and spare us the agony
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of having to listen to them.
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Naming off several types of assholes wasn't the point of
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this article. The point is that Darwin is probably spinning like
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mad in his grave, and would be utterly fucking confused if he were
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still alive today. And since I seem to lack the talent of being
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able to end a text properly, I will conclude this pitiful article
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with this: I hope that all of you people will aid me in my quest for
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a "good world" and uh, yeah. KILL THE MORONS, WHEEEE!@# *siGH*
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #361 - WRITTEN BY: ANJEE - 12/19/98 !!
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