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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #356 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Bitchin' Text File" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Ramsey String !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/19/98 !!
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My enemies had better take heed. This is going to be one
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bitching text file. I have been simmering with rage all day, almost
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quivering in anticipation of when I could sit down and let my
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bitterness burst like a hard orgasm onto the page. Or, into a text
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file which isn't really on a page per se, at least not one in real
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life, but I will fix all my metaphors later because right now I have
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the white hot fire of anger fueling my every action.
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All I have to do first is decide which hated person or group
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will full the terrible wrath of my wit and eloquence, will be forced to
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swallow my poisoned words. Will it be that guy who cut me off in line
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today? Or that bitch at Wendy's who looked at me like I had dropped ten
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pounds of shit on her and told her to laugh when I simply asked if I
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could have a straw. Ahh, no, one person alone cannot bear the terrible
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impact of what I am going to say. It must be a whole group--the Stupid.
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Aye, the stupid shall suffer the humiliation of my song.
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But first, I must pee. Off to the bathroom.
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That felt good, holding my warm, pulsing cock in my hand as I
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took a piss. It isn't as big as some guys cocks are that I have seen
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in movies, but it is big enough. My girlfriend says so. Said so. We
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don't talk much anymore. My piss was hot and acidic as it burned into
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the porcelain of the toilet and now, emptied and cleansed, I sit down
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to write.
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Wit is my weapon, let fools tremble at my song.
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But where to begin? I had so much to say earlier, really biting
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things, the sorts of things that spark revolutions. I had in my bowels
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the words that could change the century at this pivotal time. Perhaps I
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shat them out while taking a post-lunch dump.
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I swear to you I had something to say. And you would have
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laughed, chortled, BURST FORTH IN HILARIOUS SPASMS had you heard it.
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And men would have feared me and women loved me.
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This was going to be a really bitching text file about something
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I really hate. But when I hate so much and don't like anything at all,
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where do I start? I guess I should make some injokes now, to sort of
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fill up space. I heard on #ezines the other day that somebody has a
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really big cock. I forget who, though. And, ummm, girls sure do suck.
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Yes they do. Heh. Whole files in that alone.
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This file was going to be so bitching.
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #356, WRITTEN BY RAMSEY STRING, 12/19/98 !!
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