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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #352 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "It's a Conspiracy" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Mr. Sandman !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/16/98 (originally written on 7/10/96) !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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Have you ever wondered if you were the unknowing participant of
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some secret experiment? When I go to work, that is how I feel. I am
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currently being paid $9 an hour to sit in a cubicle and do absolutely
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nothing. Recently the idea popped into my mind that maybe the government
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is responsible. They are trying to see how long I can sit in a box with
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no windows and boring fluorescent lights before I finally crack. Do you
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get the same feeling when you are at work? Well, worry no more. I am
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going to explain how to throw a monkey wrench into their experiment. I
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will also explain how to recognize the numerous experiments being
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conducted upon you.
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Games
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Believe me that "they" are well aware that you will be playing
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video games on your little Windows machine if you have one. If they did
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not want you to play the games, they could easily remove them.
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Unfortunately, games such as Solitaire and Minesweeper do not provide
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much escape from the nothing you are working[?] in. This is because these
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games are scientifically designed to keep you bored while successfully
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hiding your boredom from you.
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You must know what I am talking about. When I have nothing to do,
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I always click into the stupid Windows games. While I play, it is like
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an extraordinarily weak opiate. I am not aware of my boredom when I
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play, but I am not entertained either. Then once my game is over, I
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play it again without hesitation in order to keep the reality of my
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meaningless situation from crashing down on me.
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Now, I told you that the government is involved and you probably
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want proof. The connection is simple. I will explain it step by step.
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The first reason the games are present on the machine is because the
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corporate white collars do not want us to move up along the ladder.
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Think of the main thing that happens when you are playing the game. You
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never pause to think how to climb out of the boring position you have.
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You just waste time and let your brain go numb.
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As long as you continue playing the games, the white collars are
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safe. However, do not think they are not intimidated by us. The
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corporate world phears those with computer skills because A) it is
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obvious we have enough brain power to do their jobs and B) we could
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actually get things finished quickly. The white collars do not want to
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lose their jobs where they can be lazy and get paid 100 grand a year.
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Therefore, they needed to find a way to hide our skills from their
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superiors. Unfortunately, the simple weapons of Mine Sweeper and
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Solitaire have been the most affective against us.
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The next step reaches the government. As anyone with a pair of
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working eyes can tell you, the government does not represent the common
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interests of the people. Instead, the government represents the common
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interests of the highest bidder. The corporate zombies are a large
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source of income for most politicians. There are lots of kickbacks and
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donations that come in from the corporate world. As a result, the
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government protects itself and the corporate cronies by developing these
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Windows games.
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Now some of you are probably wondering why the government would
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care if we took over the well-paying corporate positions. The government
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is scared because they could potentially lose their power and money.
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Right now, they already have guaranteed income. They stand to lose it if
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we take over. Also, how many of us would give to these clowns after
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knowing what they have put us through for years? There will be no
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forgiveness for Solitaire.
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Then, it all comes back to the Digital Anti-Christ, Bill Gates.
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Bill has kicked big money into the government in order to make sure that
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the games/brainwashing tools are developed solely for the Windows
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environment. As a result, we become hooked to the Windows system for
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the games. The weaker individuals actually start to think that Windows
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is a great "OS" and is necessary to do simple word processing.
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Therefore, you will not find a single corporation that is not using
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Windows 3.1, 95, or NT on their computers.
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By the end, all parties are happy. The lowly employees are
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content with their worthless, unused, cog-like jobs. The white collars
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are happy because, as long as asses are kissed, there is no threat of
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them losing their jobs. The government is happy because the money is
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still rolling in.. Finally, Bill Gates the Wanna-be God is happy
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because his system is being used.
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Television
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Television is the other tool that is used to keep the lowly worker
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down. What do most of us do when we get out of our boring 8-5 jobs
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during the week? We go back to our house and click on the TV. Just like
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the games, the television shows are enough to keep your mind from
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thinking about your worthless situation, but not enough to provide an
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escape. This keeps the workers in a steady daze throughout the week and
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never lets them realize that they are being screwed.
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But, as if the weekdays were not enough, they have targeted our
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weekends too! The name of the enemy of our weekends is... The X-files!
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Too many people have become addicted to this show... They come home on
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Friday and watch the show. Then they discuss the show with their
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friends. Finally, they start wondering about UFO cover-ups by the
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government and theorize about them. As a result, they never become
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aware of the real government conspiracy to keep the worker down.
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There are three groups of people who are responsible for the
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X-files Television Conspiracy. The first group is made up of
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advertisers. The advertisers fight hard to have slots during this
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show because it is the one time that the workers are actually enjoying
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television. As a result, the workers are more likely to buy what they
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see advertised during the show because they will associate it with their
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enjoyment. Unfortunately, this causes the worker to become a slave to
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the new evil-empires [i.e. Taco Bell, the new OB, Hair Club for Men,
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etc.].
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The next level of this conspiracy reaches the heads of the FOX
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network. They work their hardest in order to preserve the quality of
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this one show so they can keep the advertisers. The advertisers give
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big money to FOX for the privilege of having an X-files slot. If the
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worker were to stop watching the X-files, FOX would lose their income
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and power. Then they would be forced to experiment with a variety of
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flops to take over the slot [i.e. Herman's Head, House of Buggin', etc.].
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Finally, the government can be recognized as the head of this
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conspiracy. They give the stories of the extra-terrestrials to FOX in
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order to make it easier on their writers. Whether or not the stories are
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true is irrelevant. Through spreading these stories, the government has
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created a fascination among the workers. Therefore, many of us run
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around looking for proof and answers to these stories which we will never
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find. While we are doing this, we do not think about the more obvious
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conspiracy of keeping us in boring, low-paid, cubicle jobs. This pleases
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everyone involved in the Game conspiracy as well.
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Beer
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Though beer can also be tied into the advertising group from the
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TV conspiracy, it should be treated as an entirely different conspiracy.
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Aside from water, what beverage would you say that the average worker
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consumes the most? Beer, of course! When we get to stressed out at our
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jobs [i.e. the games are not working], we grab a 40 oz, 6 pack, 12pack,
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or 30 pack of our choice. Then we drink until we are buzzed enough to
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relax from a day with no stimulation of any kind. While we are in this
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stupor, we do not think about our situations. As a result, every
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conspirator is happy because there is no imminent danger to their power.
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In addition, they make a little extra cash on the side.
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-=Sex=-
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You know how there are those people who love to talk about how
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obsessed we are with sex in America? Well, they are correct. This is a
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result of the Big Ol' Conspiracy. Sex has become almost too important
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for some of the common workers. This conspiracy somewhat backfired,
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however, because it was so effective that the conspirators themselves
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have fallen a victim to it. There are roughly 4 groups involved in this
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conspiracy.
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The first group is made up of our lovely prime-time TV networks.
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Though nudity is almost never seen, the main actors/actresses are all
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physically appealing and throw out many sexual innuendoes. At the same
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time, subliminal messages are displayed in the programming to make us
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feel that sex is more important. Even pre-adolescents are targeted by
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the Big O Conspiracy. Are you aware of the frame in "Who Framed Roger
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Rabbit?" where Jessica Rabbit was nude? What impression would this
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leave on an innocent child?
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The next group of conspirators is, once again, composed of
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advertisers. They push hard to keep sex seem like the best thing in the
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world because it is a very useful marketing tool. As a result, they can
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sell their products with only the slightest amount of skin showing in a
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commercial [i.e. The Swedish Bikini Team, That Black-Box Girl, Kate Moss,
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etc.]. We think about buying the product and sex at the same time which,
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consequently, prevents us from noticing the conspiracy.
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The third group of conspirators is made up of the condom
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manufacturers. These people are ruthless in their quest for power and
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money. In fact, they do not even need a TV advertising campaign. Their
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advertising campaign came about when they created AIDS. Numerous condom
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manufacturers purchased various scientists to create AIDS in order to
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make the purchasing of condoms more necessary. They then pushed even
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harder to make sex the most important thing to the common man. This is
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where TV came in. As a result, in order to have sex without the fear of
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dying, one has to buy condoms. Therefore, the condom companies have a
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guaranteed income as a result of our overwhelming sexual desires.
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The final group of conspirators is composed of people in the
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government. Even though the government pushes to keep us having sex,
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they also push us to think it is morally wrong. Since the conspiracy has
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affected people in government along with the working slob, sex has become
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a useful weapon. Whenever an enemy of the powers that be rises up, it
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will be possible to make him look bad by pointing out the sexual behavior
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of the individual. If we are lucky, this will not continue much longer
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because people do not seem to care as much anymore. But, unfortunately,
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it is still a card that the conspirators can use against us. The
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government will continue to try and control our thoughts regarding sex
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because it keeps us unaware and pays well.
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Family Values
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This is another great conspiracy. Of all the people in the world
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who should be talking about morals, it is hard to believe that someone
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running for President is qualified. Many of us, however, buy into this
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family values crap. Unfortunately, when we buy into the moral facade
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that the government tells us to follow, it becomes impossible for us to
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better our situation. Both the people in the government and the white
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collar corporate world have screwed or ass-kissed their way into their
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positions. When we are led to think it is wrong to do the same things
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they did, they do not have to worry about losing their positions to us.
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And Much, Much, Much More
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The conspiracy goes on and on. I have only put a dent into some
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of them. Yet, fighting conspiracies this large is never easy. I
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already know what I am doing to fight these blood-suckers and hopefully
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you will have learned a little from this to do the same. Take a
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breather every once in a while and examine yourself. Know when you are
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being screwed! Is it not clear to you that the conspirators are
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everywhere? Learn, rise up, fight, and beat them down! We can not
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allow this to continue any longer.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #352, WRITTEN BY: MR. SANDMAN - 12/16/98 !!
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