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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #346 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Death Becomes Him" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Neko !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/16/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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Once there was this guy.
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For the sake of the story, let's call him Alex.
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Alex went to a club.
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Nothing significant happened at this club. Kinda makes me
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wonder -- why did I even bother to mention this club? It's not like
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anything determining the outcome of Alex's life happened there. Or did
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it? Is human nature such that every event, no matter how small and
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insignificant, has an effect on the outcome of our life? It could be.
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After all, Alex could've gone for a walk this evening and gotten shot.
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But no -- he went to the club. Where is the significance here? Perhaps
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the lack of significance is important. You see, everywhere Alex goes he
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is followed by hundreds of people, for he is a famous movie star. So
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the fact that no one followed him to the club and that not one thing of
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significance happened to him at the club is significant.
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Alex decided that since his trip to the club was so
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insignificant, he would leave. Alex had walked about 100 feet before he
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was robbed and shot. Now Alex encountered one of the most significant
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events in his life -- Death.
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Death embraced Alex with open arms. Alex, however, was reluctant
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to return this embrace. He was quite certain that nothing significant
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could happen to him from beyond the grave and requested that Death allow
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him to return to Earth where he might be able to experience significance.
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Death shrugged it's shoulders and complied.
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Alex decided that since his trip to the club was so insignificant,
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he would leave. Alex had walked about 100 feet before he was robbed and
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shot. Now Alex encountered one of the most significant events in his
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life -- Death.
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Death embraced Alex with open arms. Alex, however, was reluctant
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to return this embrace. He was quite certain that nothing significant
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could happen to him from beyond the grave and requested that Death allow
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him to return to Earth where he might be able to experience significance.
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Death shrugged it's shoulders and complied.
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Alex decided that since his trip to the club was so insignificant,
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he would leave. Some people never learn.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #346 - WRITTEN BY: NEKO - 12/16/98 !!
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