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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #342 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "It Was Unmistakably Human" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Darwin !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/14/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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Day 1
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Today I will travel to the South American Jungle. I have no
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companions except my cow. I hate everybody, but I like my cow. I will
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arrive at my hut at six o' clock.
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Day 2
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My cow, Clarabell, she likes the jungle and she likes the grass.
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I also like the grass, and I eat with Clarabell. I haven't seen
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anyone, and I am content.
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Day 3
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It's raining cats and dogs as I write this. The rain is very
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pretty here. The leaves are a beautiful and magnificent display.
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I've never been this happy naturally.
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Day 4
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Today, I went to the blue lake. When I arrived, two apes were
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mounting each other. It was unmistakably human. I ponder my own
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humanity.
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Day 5
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Today, my nuclear bombs arrived. I am going to bomb New
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England tomorrow morning. I am a nasty, evil guy.
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Day 6
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The bombing was great, naturally. Many people died. The
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Persian Gulf is my next target. It will be a surprise attack. I eat
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my phenobarbitol and I sleep like a log. Tomorrow will be a good day.
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Day 7
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Today, I bombed the Persian Gulf. Everybody is dead. A bomb
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went off at my house. I am dead also.
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The reason for my trip:
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I wanted to go to the jungle because I hate you. I like nature
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and I like nuclear bombs. I am happy in the jungle.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #342 - WRITTEN BY: DARWIN - 12/14/98 !!
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