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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #333 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Are You Man Enough?" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Nybar !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/11/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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Sometimes, when I am sitting all alone, I can feel it. I can feel
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the urge to write a sappy memoir piece. Just kidding. My real urge, and
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my prior comment brings me to this, is to kill my litery arts teacher.
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He is a worse then a buffoon, worse then a dunce in every way
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imagineable: he actually thinks he comprehends what he daily "teaches"!
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And with such beura.. ah but no one cares about my fucking
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professor. This almost turned into a rant. Why I'm really here, is to
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tell you to buy condoms. The big kind. You see, when you've got a
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horse of a cock like I do, you really do need some huge rubbers to fit
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the bill. And here at NybarTech Condoms, Inc. [TM], we make sure that
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"one size fits all!" Here's our latest moment. (at this point Nybar
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withdraws a gaping 16 foot expanse of rubber, looking not unlike a
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stripped-down kiddy swimming pool, from his pants. Not his pants
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pocket.)
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"Ya see, here at Nybar-can'trememberthename-condoms, we have
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commitment. Not just to makin' sure ol' man semen don't get through ta
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ol' lady vagina, but to the FAMILY!" (at this juncture, a gawky,
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redcheeked lad steps into our readin'-vision. He gives the thumbs up)
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Lad: "That's right unky nybaR!"
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Nybar "AWwwwwww..." nybar affectionatly places the condom over the
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boy's head, it falls over his whole body.
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Lad "Gwklahh! What's this liquid!"
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Nybar "Whoops!"
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(then Lion-o, the boy, Nybar, and the rest of the Thundercats heartily
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laugh.)
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Nybars grinning face appears as the logo, which the words
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"Nybar's Condom Challenge: Are YOU Man Enough?" underneath.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #333 - WRITTEN BY: NYBAR - 12/11/98 !!
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