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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #331 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Regarding Webster" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Mogel !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/11/98 !!
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We may remember Emmanuel Lewis on the clever ABC sitcom "Webster",
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however, do you remember the the absolute TORTURE that this POOR BOY
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experienced? You probably don't -- you were busy laughing at the "cute"
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antics, however, Webster's story is the story of complete mockery.
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Here's the truth: Webster was not, in fact, a boy at all!
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Emmanuel Lewis is an adult midget. His growth was completely
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stunted, and ever since the age of 12, he has basically looked the same.
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"The same" being the appearance of being a small child. Rather than
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speculate the possible "other, dark life" of Emmanuel Lewis, which would
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probably be far more interesting than what I'm going to write here, I
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would just like to say that Emmanuel Lewis must be so fucked up.
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Can you imagine the kind of ridicule and abuse that he has put up
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with his entire life? Imagine it: here you are, a grown man, with the
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appearance of a small child. Every day of your life, you must wake up
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in the morning and deal with the world knowing that you are, in fact,
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physically stuck at the size of a small child, at 3" 4'.
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The fucked up part is the fact that he did the television show,
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though. What mockery! Can you imagine the executives at ABC trying
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to pitch this to him?
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"We've got this great part for you. You get to play a child!
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We feel that you'd be perfect for the part, because you RESEMBLE THE
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SIZE OF A SMALL CHILD."
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He went on television for years, fooling quite a number of people
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into believing that he was, in fact, a small child. Because he looks
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just like one! Every action that Webster would have to make on the show
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would be an absolute mockery.
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"Here's your lunchbox, MAN WHO RESEMBLES A SMALL CHILD."
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"Isn't the MAN WHO RESEMBLES A SMALL CHILD cute drawing in his
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coloring book?"
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"It's time to take a bath, MAN WHO RESEMBLES A SMALL CHILD."
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George Papadapolis, if there is a Hell, you'll see Trent there.
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I leave you now with the lyrics to the Webster Theme Song. The irony is
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there, and it stings.
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"Set in my ways
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losing track of the days
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Only me to live for.
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Had no need to give more
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Than I wanted to.
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Spending my time
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just holding the line
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Never getting caught up.
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Love was never brought up
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It's not the thing to do.
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It was you,
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Then came you.
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You made me leap without taking a look.
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It was you,
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Then came you.
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You reeled me right in line, sinker, and hook.
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Never thought forever was the best I could do.
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Then came you.
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It was you
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Then came you.
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It was you.
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Me and you.
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Then came you."
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS #331 - WRITTEN BY: MOGEL - 12/11/98 !!
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