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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #313 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Girls, Girls, Girls" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> AnonGirl !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/6/98 !!
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Girls are stupid.
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Don't get me wrong, guys are stupid, too. But guys are stupid
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in a way they can get away with. Like a 'cute' stupid. *Most* of
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them, that is.
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Girls, however, *are* stupid. Not all girls. Some girls are
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quite brilliant. But the majority is stupid.
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In a recent poll, it was noted that 39% of women loved the first
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person they slept with. When asked the same question, the percentage
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of men who loved the first person they slept with was 10%. Sure, a lot
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of girls save "Their First Time" for someone special, that they truly
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love, but why should they spend all this time saving their virginity for
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someone who probably doesn't love them back? Because they're stupid.
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Girls are stupid for many reasons. The first is the one
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mentioned above, they fall in "love" too easily. Sure, commitment's
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fun, to an extent. They become so committed to the boy that they're
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"in love with", that they become more and more obsessed over them.
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"Where are you going?"
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"What time will you be back?"
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"I'll miss you. Will you miss me?"
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"Where were you?"
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"Spend time with me, not your friends."
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"Do you love me?"
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It gives the rest of us a bad name!
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There are several types of Stupid Girls. There are the ones who
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are incessantly hooked on love and marriage and all that crap, mentioned
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earlier. There are other types though. The following is an exerpt of a
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conversation I had at school (when I was in school) with a girl in my
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phys ed. class one morning:
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"Sarah! Did you go to gym class yesterday? I missed it and well
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I need the notes," says I.
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"Oh, hi Audrey. Well, I went to the first 10 minutes but then I
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had a nervous breakdown and went home."
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"WHAT! Why?? What happened?"
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"Well I'm ok now, I just had some problems this week, that's all."
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"Oh, I know how you feel. Family, friends, everything just
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crushin down on you, eh?"
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"Well, no. My family life and social life are terrific actually."
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"So then... what's the problem?"
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"Well, I failed my chem, physics, and math quizzes this week, and
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I just couldn't deal with it."
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Okay. I can understand being worried about marks and grades and
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all that (considering I'm a college dropout I guess I just contradicted
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myself), but when you have a caniption fit over failing a few small
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quizzes worth 5% each, I'd like to see what would happen to her if a
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huge emotional occurance would take place. These girls perform serious
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mental gymnastics over petty things. That's another kind of Stupid Girl.
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One type of Stupid Girl are the ones who die to get noticed by
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people. They'll do anything to get an inkling of attention. For
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example, two girls who are best friends meet up with a third party. The
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Attention Girl then decides to put down and make fun of her best friend,
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in order to make the third party laugh. They will act like a complete
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moron with their friends to get attention, too. They will take 3 sips
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of light beer and all of a sudden be 'wasted off their ass'. They'll
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take 2 tokes from a joint and be "flying, man". I understand low
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tolerance, but this is ridiculous.
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Also, a girl who can't ever seem to have anything good going on
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in her life is a prime display of an attention-needer/feeder.
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"Hey girl, what's new?"
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"Oh nothing really. I'm going to Bermuda next week with my
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family."
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"Wow! Lucky you!"
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"I know, but I'll miss the Spice Girls concert if I go."
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"So then don't go."
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"Yeah but then I'll miss tanning on the beaches."
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"So go."
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"Yeah but then I'll miss the concert, and my boyfriend, too."
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"So don't go."
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"Yeah, but then I won't get to see the pink sand."
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"So go."
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"Yeah, but then..."
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And so on. No matter WHAT solutions you come up with, nothing
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will go right because "life sucks". These girls will go as far as
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hurting their best friend, acting like a dolt, and diagnosing
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themselves with manic depression, just to get a bit of attention.
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However, I'm not saying I'm not a stupid girl. I'm sure the
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Lovey Girls and the Frantic Girls and the Attention Needer/Feeders
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would think of me as a stupid girl. No hopes for the future, spend 1/3
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of my life sobriety deprived, spend all my money on booze, drugs and
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convenience store food. Sure, I ain't smart. But hey, at least I'm
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enjoying myself.
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Girls are stupid, guys are stupid. I'm stupid. You're stupid.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #313 -- WRITTEN BY: ANONGIRL -- 12/6/98 !!
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