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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #311 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Moo, Oink, Quack, Meow" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Anjee !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/6/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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once upon a farm, on a time far far away, there were animals!
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one day, the farm animals were bored and wanted to experience something
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new -- cross breeding. the oink approached the moo in a very seductive
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manner, as they then proceeded to having mad hot farmsex. shortly
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after, a baby was born. they called it an oink-moo, and named the
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oink-moo "moo-oink".
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amazed and pleased with such a sight, the cock-a-doodle-doo and
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the quack-quack also decided to experience the joy of cross breeding.
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they spent the rest of the day doing the unthinkable in the back of the
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barn. after a short period of time, the quack gave birth to a beautiful
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baby. the baby turned out to be a doodle-quack, they named the
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doodle-quack "quack-doodle". the rest of the farm animals got excited
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with this new trend, and not very long after, the barn was filled with
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various farm animal moaning sounds. later on, meow-moos, quack-oinks,
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moo-doodles joined the oink-moo's and doodle-quacks.
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soon enough, the animals from a zoo nearby heard about the
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pleasures that the oink-moo's, doodle-quacks, meow-moo's, quack-oinks,
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and moo-doodles were having, so they quickly gathered together, broke
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out of the zoo and bolted towards the farm. the behhh's, roawrs, tssts,
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tweet-tweets, rib-ribbits, and ee-ee-ee's (monkeys) wasted no time and
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pounced into the pile of raging animal hormone action. the farmer and
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his wife, disturbed and curious about what the fuck was going on in the
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barn to make such a racket, opened the barn door and found themselves
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witnesses to a violent animal orgy. however, it seems as though --
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before being rudely interrupted by the animal moans -- mr.farmer and
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mrs. farmer were in the middle of having sex. seeing such hot action in
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the barn turned them on as they quickly started fucking like (and with
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the) barnyard animals.
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a few weeks later, mr.farmer and mrs.farmer found out that they
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were going to give birth to *god knows what*. 7 months down the line,
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out popped... moo-oink-quack-doodle-behhh-roawr-tsst-tweet-ribbit-ee-ee
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out of her old and frail body. mr. farmer thought the situation was
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getting out of hand. rather displeased with this new development (that
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being newborn moo-oink-quack-doodle-behhh-roawr-tsst-tweet-ribbit-ee-ee
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and the excessive amount of animals in the barn), the farmer quickly
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fled to the shed to get his shotgun. upon his return, several gunshots
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were heard. the mean mean farmer had shot all the oink-moo's,
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doodle-quacks, meow-moo's, quack-oinks, moo-doodles, behhh-ribbits,
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tsst-ee-ee's, roawr-tweets, rib-tssts, doodle-tssts, the
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moo-oink-quack-doodle-behhh-roawr-tsst-tweet-ribbit-ee-ee and his wife!
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TSK TSK. within no time, all the oink-moo's, doodle-quacks, meow-moo's,
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quack-oinks, moo-doodles, behhh-ribbits, tsst-ee-ee's, roawr-tweets,
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rib-tssts, doodle-tssts, the moo-oink-quack-doodle-behhh-roawr-tsst-
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-tweet-ribbit-ee-ee and his wife drowned in their puddles of animal
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blood.
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THE END.
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*the moral of this story is: life sucks and then you die.*
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[please excuse my 5 year old vocabulary, it just seems to fit
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with the story.]
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #311 - WRITTEN BY: ANJEE - 12/6/98 !!
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