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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #310 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Hey, I'm an Asshole, too!" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Teerts !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 12/6/98 !!
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"don't hate me because i'm an asshole" seems to be many people's
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main theme. okay, they don't often say it. well, they never really
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say it. but i'm sure that's what they're thinking. okay, they don't
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even think it. they damn well should be though!
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it's angsty, it's angsty!
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yes yes, through my limited exposure to people i have come to
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the conclusion that the vast majority of them really shouldn't be alive.
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well unless of course they're just here to piss off and motivate the
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rest of us.
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hah! what an assumption.
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i've gone through two towns and have seen that perhaps one fourth
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of their respective inhabitants are more than just wastes of space. well
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not just space, but also oxygen. oxygen?! food too! don't forget
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patience! patience! they're very trying on my patience!
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oh yeah here it comes...
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we've got the bleeding-hearted "i'm so depressed, i want to die,
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look at my scars!" mofos, the silly "damned [nigger/jew/spic]!"
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hatemonger townies, the pretend-euridite "i'm better than you because
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i'm more educated" bastards, the fake "ahaha, i like to make bullshit
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conversation to kiss your ass" smileys, the sad, sad "everybody hates
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me, someone give me attention!" individuals, the never disappointing
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"you're going to hell and i'm not!" bible-thuper, the just plain stupid
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"huh, lets play football and then go fuck some sorostitute" meathead
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robot, the dear "i hate men! god is a woman! i don't eat meat or shave
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my body!" tarts, the not liked "i treat people like shit and say stupid
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things and people still like me" cockhead, the foolish "i know it all,
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now let me make a fool of myself by trying to tell you all how it is and
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often correct you on something i don't know shit about" person, the
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condescending "i have more experience than you and therefore i'm never
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wrong so shut up and listen, god damn it" elder, the hung-over "every
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night this week i drank so much i puked all over myself and then passed
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out while doing a kegstand" party guy and also the always happy "i'm
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bored, let's go smoke a bowl because i care about nothing else but an
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extraneous stimulant to make my body release endorphines or some shit"
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d00d. these people can be very trying.
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hell yes i said that all in one breath!
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oh yeah, i forgot the me-like "damn it i'm getting tired and
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bored of writing all this stuff, so i'll stop here and not include the
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rest of humanity that is bothersome..." slacker...oh well, i'll get to
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it later...
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e h h f u c k y o u !
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #310 - WRITTEN BY: TEERTS - 12/6/98 !!
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