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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #294 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "I Need an Inexpensive Computer" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Anonymous !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/19/98 !!
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
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Date: Thu, 5 Nov 1998 17:27:03 -0600 (CST)
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From: christopher john bower <cbower@students.uiuc.edu>
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To: John Barber <john@gateway.jtsmith.com>
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Subject: Re: I Need an inexpensive computer
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who the fuck are you? I don't want to buy your stinking computer because
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I can smell your stinky asshole from here and I am pretty sure that
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you're standing naked in your room pissing all over the hard drive you
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little pussy geek motherfucker. Please take my name off this list and if
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you wanna play games with me, I'll rip your spinal cord out and sell it
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back to you for the price of a new fucking computer you little hacker
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smacker, put your lips up to this you tiny little barber, cut this
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fucker, you little shit bag growing bigger and bigger, you are going to
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die one day and I hope I am there to hear the last drop of shit drop from
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your well fucked ass and then I am going to pay big fat ladies to stick
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their flabby arms up your ass and start pulling your insides out, maybe
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when you're still alive and then i'll post your pictures all over the
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internet b/c its so usefull and I'll be a fucking millionare just like
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you want to be you slimy little bastard,, you're probably shaking in the
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corner now because some girl made a comment about you today in the line
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for McDonalds, "Got his ass is big, I'd never leave the house if my ass
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was that big, jesus, you could feed a third world country with the meat
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on his ass" and then you decided to change your order and get the
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chicken sandwich and then you realize that there is no girl and there
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has never been a girl because they don't even see you, they don't even
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know that you are fucking alive, you little creep, you little pansy ass
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motherfucker, take my name off this freaking list you wimp, what are ya,
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some kind of salesman, trying to sell baby computers like a fucking baby
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vender, what are ya huh?
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misusing databases of names to rip off some fucking college student who
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doesn't know any better, you better have a liscene for selling stuff
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mister, you better have it all or you're gonna be in a lot of trouble.
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But what the hell, you seem like a nice enough guy. I would like to
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inform you that I do not need a computer but I will pass this message
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on to all of my friends who might be looking for a great deal such as
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this. If you would like to contact me personally, my phone number is
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384-8374 and I would love to meet you, and possibly date you, but
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seriously, I don't hate you, I really don't mean all that stuff I said
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up there, I didn't mean it.
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Hey, calm down you little yellow bellied acne scarred overgrown
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trekkie...I mean I am sorry sweetheart, see you tonight at the Union,
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just like we planned. I'll be wearin' that dress ok? you wear those
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boxers ok, you know the ones, the clear ones with zippers on both sides,
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I am bringing my bag of toys, I have these little black balls that like
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to make popping sounds, ok boy, you are mine tonight and I am going to
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give it you so hard you're gonna die and I'm gonna throw your wasted
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body into the Lake and when the cops find it, all decomposed and nasty,
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they'll look at all the balls in your ass and they'll be jealous and take
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the balls and put you back where you belong baby, in the Lake, wet, ready
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to scare some boaters and a long distance swimmer and I have had just
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about enough of your backtalk. Come here right now and I am gonna slap
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your ass. How does it feel? do it to me. HOw does that feel? Oh, baby,
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you know how it feels, it feels fine! go do your homework.
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #294 - WRITTEN BY: ANONYMOUS - 11/19/98 !!
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