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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #292 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Mother Goose is a Pervert" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Anjee !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/16/98 !!
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as any other freak, i like twisting words and taking things out
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of context. i find pleasure in nothing else but seeking potential
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sexually oriented nursery rhymes. i actually went through the trouble
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of searching for websites containing the works of mother goose in order
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to make her look like a pervert, because in the end, we are all
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perverts. there is no such thing as 100% pure and innocent. today's
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society practically revolves around sex. what follows is basically quotes
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from mother goose nursery rhymes taken way out of context, as i
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previously mentioned.
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"And he'll beat you, beat you, beat you,
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And he'll beat you all to pap,
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And he'll eat you, eat you, eat you,
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Every morsel snap, snap, snap."
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-- "baby, baby, naughty baby"
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in my humble opinion, this is the perfect example of our
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beloved mother goose subtlely introducing the concept of S&M to
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innocent young children.
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"That's the way the money goes.
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Pop! goes the weasel."
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-- "pop! goes the weasel"
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i seriously do not feel the need to elaborate on this one.
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"...They all ran after a farmer's wife,
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Who cut off their tails with a carving knife.
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Did you ever see such a thing in your life, ..."
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-- "three blind mice"
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this certainly must have been lorena bobbit's inspiration, also,
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the hint of beastiality adds color and spice to this well-known
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nursery rhyme. good work mother goose!
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"Rub-a-dub dub,
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Three men in a tub.
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And who do you think they be?"
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-- "rub-a-dub, dub."
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now that... was sick. (i honestly have nothing against
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homo/bisexuality), but hey, it's more material! and for the fuck
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of it, i was kind of hoping those three men would be gavin
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rossdale, david usher and ethan hawkes. but that's my opinion.
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"I love little pussy,
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her coat is so warm,
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and if I don't hurt her
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she'll do me no harm."
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-- "i love little pussy"
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ok. this simply reeks of pedophilia. i'm not exactly sure if
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this is one of mother goose's nursery rhymes, but it was on the
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same page as all the others, so nyah.
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anyhow, i think i have proven my point. mother goose is a
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pervert. with that said and repeated, you are now free to scram. but
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remember -- respect yourself, protect yourself, safe sex. (by the way.
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yes, i am very well aware that it would probably be better off locked up
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in a nice white padded cell).
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #292 - WRITTEN BY: ANJEE - 11/16/98 !!
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