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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #289 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: ===========================================
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "The Benefits of Higher Education" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Teerts !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/16/98 !!
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this is the first of my class rants. These happen when i get
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bored in class (often!) and i decide to type random shit into my ti-92.
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i paid almost $200 for it so i might as well use it for something.
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calcstuff 1.
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**TI92**
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main Text file dated 11/09/98, 19:18
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theres this girl in my math class.
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shes pretty hot.
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today she wore really loud
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cargo pants. she is always
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late to calculus. i heard her
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walking all the way down the
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hallway. the nerve of some
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people; not only is she late,
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but her pants were really loud.
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its okay though, shes hot.
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one time, her boyfriend came to
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class with her. hes not in the
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class. he sat behind her and was
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quiet all during class time. i
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think he was bored. she was late
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that day too.
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i dont know what her pants are
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made of...it sure is loud when she
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moves. i think id like to get in
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them, but i dont think that will
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ever happen...i thnk her pants are
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nylon, like a tent.
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calcstuff 2.
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**TI92**
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main Text file dated 11/09/98, 19:18
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my calc prof looks like egon from
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the ghostbusters. his name is
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gary, so i dont think it is the
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same guy...it sure would be neat
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though...
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he is teaching abot antiderivatives
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today. i dont like to listen to
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the profs lesson. he is a nice guy
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but i dont thhnk he likes me much.
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i dont think he likes me becuse i
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am usually late to class. also,
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my test scores are low and i dont
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often do my homework. i guess he
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doesnt like slackers...
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my pen is blue today. its usually
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not blue, i like to use a black pen.
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i lost my black pen.
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gary says stuff:
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"so if one function is bigger than
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the other one...if a functionf is smaller than a
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function g, how will they be positioned?"
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"this part here, thats the thing
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on the left, this thng here is the part on the right..."
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compscistuff 1.
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**TI92**
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main Text file dated 11/09/98, 19:18
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my compsci prof has a weird
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voice. it is semi-deep and
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nasal...its pretty cool, it
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sounds like barneys voice
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but lower. the profs name
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is jim. jim wears shoes from
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the eighties. his sneakers
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usually have velcro closures.
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thats pretty neat. i want
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velcro sneakers...
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typing into this calculator
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is loud. the damned clicking
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sounds get annoying after a
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while. click click clickclick
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click click clickclickclick
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click click click click clickclick...
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i sometimes get weird looks because
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of the noise...
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hat isnt wearing a hat today,
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this is very odd. there is a guy
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in my compsci class. without a
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doubt, he makes a fool of himself
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in class everyday. usually he just
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asks supid questions or says stupid
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things, sometimes though he will
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do something outrageously silly.
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his new name is hat because he
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usually wars a hat of some sort.
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mostly, he wears a red derby.
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well derbyhatboy once eminated
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some foul gas, therefore polluting
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the whole classs air supply.
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nobody knew the source of the
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stench until hat raised his hand
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and asked the prof if he could
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go to the lavatory. once he left,
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someone near me commented something
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involving shitting his pants.
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to this day, i dont know how i
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contained my laughter when hat had
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asked to go relieve himself,
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someone quietly exclaimed "please
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do!"
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oh god he dunnit again...he went
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off on one of his bullshit rants
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again...blahblahblah blah blah blah
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blah...
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #289 - WRITTEN BY: TEERTS - 11/16/98 !!
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