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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #288 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Political Science?" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Altrocks !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/16/98 !!
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You know, when you don't go to school, and have that mindless
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drivel they call knowledge driven into your head, you actually have time
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to think... So, anyway, today I didn't go to school. My alram and my
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mother tried their hardest to get me up this morning, but the neurons
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that control muscle movement must've still been sleeping. I woke up at
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11 am. :)
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Sitting here, watching TV, sitting idle on IRC and hoping to
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whatever omnipotent being there is that something interesting will
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happen, I began to think about a phrase. Politcal science. No, this
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phrase seems normal enough, but let's think about ti for a second.
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It has 2 parts: Political, which implies politics, politicians,
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congress, president, etc... And Science, which connotes research,
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experimentation, and in the fun labs, white coats with blood stains on
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them.
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I thought about political science, and instead of the usual images
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of opinon poll graphas and many lawyers saying whether or not so-and-so
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should be impeached, I got a quite pleasant image. I am here to describe
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it to you.
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WARNING: If you do not have a sense of hunor this is for you:
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The events I am about to describe in no way represent
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pre-meditation on my part, or any type of conspiracy or anarchistic
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tendencies... if you want to see that, then read my other works of
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literature here on HOE. :)
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This is just a description of a mental image I got while watching
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the litle ticker go by on CNBC (by the way, Ford Was down 2 points):
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Political science... I saw Newt Gingrich in a cage, with all of
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the senate and congress in seperate cages, and the president was on an
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experimentation table. It looked like a cross between the humane society
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kennel, and the labs where they test personal care products on rabbit's
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eyes. Anyway, they were experimenting on the politicians. Isn't that
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funny?!?!?
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Get it? Political science?!?!!?
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Oh, by the way, I have 101.5 degree temperature, am on the verge
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of hallucination, and could barely keep my balance when I went to piss
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this morning.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #288 - WRITTEN BY: ALTROCKS - 11/16/98 !!
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