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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##::'##.. ##:: ##.....:: ===========================================
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #284 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: ===========================================
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Sponsor an IRC Asshole" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Teerts !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/12/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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are you an idiot? do you have $50 laying around? be forewarned,
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some of the words that are to follow may be disturbing to some readers.
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[1:05] *** Joins: ELVIS (Matt@{something}.ipt.aol.com)
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[1:05] <iamalimey> hrrm...I thought Elvis was dead
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[1:05] <ELVIS> ANY ONE HERE HATE ELVIS?
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[1:05] <BlahBoi> go fuck a goat
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[1:05] <ELVIS> es9, Your Mama's so stupid, when your dad said it
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was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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[1:05] <Oily> not really just not a fan
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[1:05] <iamalimey> umb.....don't hate....just thought was dead
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[1:06] <Oily> why am i happy? hmm....... no reason
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[1:06] * ELVIS is giving a present to es9 (tick tock tick tock)
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[1:06] <iamalimey> and who's fucking a goat?
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[1:06] * ELVIS hides under the table and waits...
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[1:06] <ELVIS> KABOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
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[1:06] *** Oily is now known as gasoline
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[1:06] <gasoline> no one blows up nothing without gasoline
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[1:06] *** Quits: ELVIS (Read error to ELVIS[{something}.ipt.aol.com]: Connection reset by peer)
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[1:06] <BlahBoi> he got his kaboom
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[1:06] <iamalimey> heh
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[1:06] <gasoline> hehehe
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[2:53] *** Joins: LeEtCaT (LeEtCaT@{something}.dialup.usunwired.net)
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[2:54] <LeEtCaT> hi what is patch.exe i just installed it
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[2:54] <BlahBoi> prolly a trojan
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[2:54] <BlahBoi> :)
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[2:54] <LeEtCaT> i cant find it
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[2:54] <LeEtCaT> whats a trojan
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[2:54] <BlahBoi> trojan == bad
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[2:55] <LeEtCaT> yea right
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[2:55] <BlahBoi> where did you get it from?
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[2:55] <LeEtCaT> friend
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[2:55] <BlahBoi> reliable?
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[3:06] * BlahBoi has returned. (ive been back for awhile, 44m 25s)
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[3:07] <LeEtCaT> no
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[3:07] <LeEtCaT> fucking show me what netbus is!!!!!
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[3:07] <BlahBoi> HAHAHAHAHAHA.. a trojan (not really but when used
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maliciously, yes)
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[3:08] <BlahBoi> i dont remember how to clean it..
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[3:08] <LeEtCaT> fucking show me what netbus is!!!!!
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[3:09] <BlahBoi> its an app that lets you have complete control of a
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host computer
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[3:10] <LeEtCaT> you are good people
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[3:10] <LeEtCaT> join the fbi in the fight against hackers
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[3:10] *** Parts: LeEtCaT (LeEtCaT@{something.dialup.usunwired.net)
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[3:11] <BlahBoi> people? only one person here.. me.
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[3:11] <BlahBoi> dumbass
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day after day, silly lameness such as this is repeated all over
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irc. why is this allowed? because there was no one out there to help
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these poor individuals. until now! for only *pennies* a day, you too
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can sponsor an irc asshole and help him find a life!
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sponsoring an irc asshole is relatively cheap, and what you get
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out of the deal can save yourself future annoyance for years to come.
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if you choose to sponsor an asshole, you will receive a file with the
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asshole's picture, creditcard, and personal information. you will also
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receive quarterly a letter from your asshole letting you know how they
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are doing.
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if you decide your asshole has relied on you long enough, you can
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cancel your sponsorship at any moment. upon cancellation of sponsorship,
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your lameass will be terminated, and their few belongings will be mailed
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to you at once.
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ehh, fuck you.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #284 - WRITTEN BY: TEERTS - 11/12/98 !!
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