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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTASY PRESS RELEASE #281 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "Suicidal Tendencies" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Tasha !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/12/98 !!
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No, this will not be about some band that all the teenagers in
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Jncos at my lunchtable love. It may, however, easily be about all the
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teenagers at my lunchtable. To be more specific, this will be about all
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the smirking, dark-eyed kids in the hall displaying the latest scar on
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their wrist like a trophy.
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Everyone knows at least ONE of these kids, the kind who wander
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around teary-eyed, and then sniffle and tell you they don't want to talk
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about it. Those weak little kids crying because their significant other
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dumped them, or realizing their own mortality because they smashed their
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finger in a door yesterday. Anyway...
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I am not quite fond of those kids. In all their attempts at
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seeming dark, and mysterious, and somehow deep (read: deeply depressed),
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they fail to ever achieve any of that in all actuality. Or maybe it is
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just because to me they haven't achieved any of it.
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Then, I get this idea that I will throw them up against some
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orange, or blue, or yellow, or some other colored locker that is in the
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hall and put my mouth inches from their face. After that brief show of
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physical strength, I will go about telling them that they need to know
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real pain. I'll have my spit flying all over their face, and scream
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something about worthlessness, and hunger (have you ever seen those
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pot-belly kids from like Bosnia or wherever it is that they have
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pot-belly kids?).
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And before I leave them to their pathetic little lives, I'll give
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them one great idea:
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Me: "next time you decide to play with mommys butcher knife, why don't
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you succeed at ending your life... those scars and bandages really
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make me lose my appetite."
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Of course, they will cry:
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Pathetic Suicidal Kid: "my life sucks so much!"
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And I'll slap them around.
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Me: "save the planet, and kill yourself."
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Pathetic Suicidal Kid: "oh! you listen to bloodhound gang, too?
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I'm going to see them in concert!"
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #281 - WRITTEN BY: TASHA - 11/12/98 !!
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