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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTACY PRESS RELEASE #274 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##.... ##: ##:::: ##: ##...:::: ===========================================
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "An Epilogue to Wargames" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Neko !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/6/98 !!
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!!========================================================================!!
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"hey, baby."
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"go away, creep."
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"umm. the world's gonna end in 10 minutes, i don't want to die
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a virgin, do you?"
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"well, i guess not...."
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"alright! let's GET IT ON!"
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"what about condoms?"
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"who cares? we'll be dead once we cum!"
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but richard was wrong. the world didn't end in 10 minutes.
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matthew broderick and ally sheedy saved it.
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[ three months later. ]
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"you bastard! you got me pregnant! i ought to kill you!"
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"umm, no. that would suck. bad."
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but shirley had stopped caring about richard's feelings long ago.
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i mean, the bastard tricked her into fucking him. and without a condom.
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the world's going to end. yeah fucking right. she got a knife. a really
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big one. and shiny, too.
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"ohhhh, diiiicck, come here...."
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"what....what the fuck??? ahh ahhh ahhhhhhhhh!"
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but shirley paid no attention to richard's screams. she cut him
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up into little pieces and ate one.
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"yummy!" she remarked.
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"now its time to take care of this baby..." shirley said, to no
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one in particular. she then took the knife and proceeded to cut open her
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stomach. some stomach bile fell out, but, more importantly, so did the
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baby. for a moment, she marveled at how cute it was, and wanted to save
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it, but the umbilical cord was wrapped around it's neck, and choked it to
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death. oh well.
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shirley surveyed the mess she had made. "oh shit! richard's gonna
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kill me!" she exclaimed, forgetting.... "oh, wait. dick's dead. haha!
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motherfucker!" but she realized she still had to clean the mess up. since
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her stomach was still hanging open, she stuffed the dead baby and richard
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inside her stomach.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #274 -- WRITTEN BY: NEKO - 11/6/98 !!
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