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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTACY PRESS RELEASE #268 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "The Dorm Room Bong" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Neko !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/4/98 !!
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What you need:
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1) Marijuana. You're at college. This should not be hard to find at all.
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2) A dorm room. Again, you're at college, this should be easy to find.
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However, many colleges cost in excess of $20,000 a year, so this could
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be the most expensive bong you'll ever make. Trust me though, it's
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worth it. And if you think about going to a cheaper school and making
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this bong, remember: you get what you pay for!
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What to do:
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You must close the window(s) in your room and turn off the air
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conditioning. Seal up any ventilation holes using duct tape. Put
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insulation (like that shit the Pink Panther always used to hawk on TV
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commercials) on the crack underneath the door so no smoke escapes. Take
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up a collection of all the weed on campus, you'll need lots for your bong
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to work! Pile it all up in the center of your room (at least 2-3 feet
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inside, so that when the door opens it doesn't hit the weed!) and light it
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on fire. Once it's burning, close the door and have everyone stand
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outside. Wait 5-10 minutes. To take a hit, open the door, breathe deeply,
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close the door and wait another few minutes for the smoke to replenish.
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Depending on the amount of weed you use, you will get, quite possibly,
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the biggest high in your life. LSD helps, too.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #268 -- WRITTEN BY: NEKO -- 11/4/98 !!
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