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'##::::'##:::'#####:::'########: VIVA LA REVOLUCION! CERDO DEL CAPITALISTA!!
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##:::: ##:'##:::: ##: ##::::::: THE HELOTS OF ECSTACY PRESS RELEASE #261 !!
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#########: ##:::: ##: ######::: ZIEGO VUANTAR SHALL BE MUCH VICTORIOUS! !!
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##:::: ##:. ##:: ##:: ##::::::: "HOE HAS BEEN SEIZED!" !!
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##:::: ##::. #####::: ########: by -> Ziego Vuantar !!
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..:::::..::::.....::::........:: 11/3/98 !!
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ATENCION! YOUR PATHETIC HOE WRITERS HAVE BEEN TAKEN CAPTIVE BY THE
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PELIGROSOS VENEZUELIAN REVOLUTIONARY FORCES OF "HOE" (HELOTS ON ECSTASY).
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YOUR WRITERS WILL SURELY MUCH BE FORCED TO SUFFER MUCH GREATLY IF OUR
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DEMANDS ARE NOT MET. OUR FIRST DEMAND IS FOR THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO
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RELEASE OUR BROTHER OF WAR, JULIO NOEL ORTEGA DEL GONZOLUEGO VERY
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IMMEDIATLY. OUR FIRST VICTIM WILL BE THE ONE KNOWN AS "MURMUR". TAKE OUR
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THREATS MUCH SERIOUSLY, YOU MUCH PUNY IDIOTAS!
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FURTHERMORE, WE WILL MUCH CONTINUE TO HOLD HOSTAGES AND BEAT THEM
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MUCH SEVERLY. YOUR WRITERS WILL WRITE MUCH FOR US NOW AS P.O.W.'s
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(PRISONERS OBLIGATED to WRITE). I, ZIEGO VUANTAR, HAVE MUCH EASILY TAKEN
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CONTROL OF THIS E'ZINE FROM THE ONE KNOWN MUCH AS "ART". HE NOW SERVES
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MUCH AS OUR TOILET CLEANER. FURTHER REPOTS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AND YOU WILL
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BE SORRY MUCH IF YOU DISOBEY.
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!!========================================================================!!
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! -- #261, WRITTEN BY Z. VUANTAR - 11/3/98 !!
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