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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #256
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>> "Return to BBS Greatness" <<
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by -> Nybar
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This is my little attempt to return to BBS greatness. My wonder
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years, when annoying everyone on a lame BBS actually meant something. I
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could post literally up to a thousand unique replies. Still... there will
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always be the memories.
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By: guest Replies: 0
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To: guest Tn: 1373
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Subj: Re: you're yankee humour hits a sore spot.
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Date: 7/13/98 21:04:29
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Warez all the women? Hehehehe! Better hide em! hahahhahha. Communists
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suck... my dick! hbbhwhashgh2gt1~!@$# I am the walrus vs. the penguin... or
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am I?! Anyway, there are no 11 spices in kentucky fried chicken, just salt
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pepper MSG and something like sodium dulamate. Lazy fucks. And they charge
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a huge amount. Butt fuck them nigs up the anus!
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lick my nads....http://punk.w1.net
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Haven't you heard? The BBS is dead. Get a life you lamer.
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lick my nads....http://punk.w1.net
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Then why the FUCK are you posting on one? BOO YAH BITCHES, SUCK IT DOWN!
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lick my nads....http://punk.w1.net
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Anyway, I got a box of tampons, which made me feel "uncofortable" (am I
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allowed to say that)? Then, I put hot tobasco on it and stuck it up my anus.
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Then I lay under the shower for 3 hours, writhing in agony. A couple hours
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later, I did it again
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lick my nads....http://punk.w1.net
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Hm, well tobasco certainly does do the trick. I usually prefer dave's
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insanity or coffin, with my secret blend of 11 herbs and spices that stand
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on every spice rack.
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lick my nads....http://punk.w1.net
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As I mentioned before, there are no 11 herbs and spices! GET A LIFE YOU
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LAMER AND STOP POSTING ON THIS BBS!!
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lick my nads....http://punk.w1.net
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Lame? I know you are but what am I?!
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lick my nads....http://punk.w1.net
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Um.. a crank! heehee..
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Crank: But I'M THE ONLY CRANK, a joke about someone mama is general.
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How presumptuous of her! Well, now she can no longer say that, you have
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joined the list. And that jamesy fellow, he's a jamesy. He's so... jamesy.
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we had to concoct a new word! (note, jamesy is not a good thing. We are not
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responsible for any bouts of fisticuffs that occur when you call someone a
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crank or a jamesy. This is copyright Guest Productions, '98. Infringemenets
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on our copyright will be greeted with death. Please comply by promptly dying
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if you are infringing, or we will be forced to ask you in a polite but firm
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tone. End transmission.)
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Credits:
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Guest#32: Prop manager, costumes, and for being a great guy!
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(we're engaged!:)!!)
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Guest#56: Studio director, producer, exectuvie producer, FCC advisory board
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critic. "No, my pants are on, I believe. Ohhh shit.. I'm fired aren't I?"
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Guest#82: Well, I had a one night stand in peru with him, and I got ebola. I
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don't have much more to say. He's a jamesy. Maybe I'm a crank, though...
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Ah, fuck it. cya.
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lick my nads....http://punk.w1.net
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #256 -- written by Nybar -- 8/16/98 *
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