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>> Today's Forecast: Intelligent and Dreary With an 85% Chance of Insanity <<
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by -> AltRocks
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It has come to my attention, lately, that some people (mainly parents)
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believe that schools should encourage smart students more, and other people
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(namely teachers and school officials) believe that parents should encourage
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their gifted children more, so that they have a better outlook on the world,
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and aren't as dreary. It's kinda annoying to think about, being a "gifted"
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student myself. So, here, as always, is the all bullshitting AltRocks to set
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some shite straight. First off, gifted shildren don't need all that much
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encouragment, because, well... they're gifted. It doesn't take a genius to
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figure that out (even tho` I did). Second, being dreary and secluded is part
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of being "gifted". You see, the more you know about everything, the dumber it
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seems. (That's why stupid people always look so happy.) You look around,
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realize that first off, too many stupid people are in power, or are in a
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position to influence too many other stupid people. Then you look around, and
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think, "Wait a second. People aren't the ONLY things stupid around here."
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That's why alot of geniuses are agnostic or atheistic. They figure an
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omnipotent being would be pretty smart, and not let this world exist for this
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long, right ? Then comes the big one. You think, "Well, if the majority of
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people are stupid, would it be the same for omnipotent beings ?" And then you
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realize that there is a god; He's just dumb. "Jeezus CHRIST !", they all yell.
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Then they just mope around, and ponder what to do. Who would be worse to put
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up with, 5.9 billion stupid people, or a dumb god ? That's the only reason
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that geniuses are still here. They're not afraid to die, they're just annoyed
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by it.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #254 -- written by AltRocks -- 7/15/98 *
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