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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #252
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>> Fishies <<
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by -> aster
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If the fishies took over we would still have chiken for dinner. we would not
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have fish or clams or any other stuff from the water. but we would have chken.
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we wouldn't sleep on beds anymore. we would sleep n "yhammocks" I don't know
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what they are but apperentling thew fishiues doo. when the fishies take over
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the dirt will be pale green and the grass will be bright yellow. when we step
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oput into the street on a nice Sunday morning the we will get soaking wet.
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there will be no water to be seen, anywhere. the world will be in a drought.
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but when we step out onto the street on a nice Sunday morning, we will come
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back drenched. when the fishies take over they will use their speacial lingo
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only fore them. we onlyu hear "glub glub" but they are making very intelligent
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conversation. because we are to stupid to understand. when the fishies take
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over all the ummbrellas will dissappear. that way, when it rains, we will all
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stay dry. and when the fishies take over computers will look like seaweed and
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shoes will smeel like cinnamin. cats will turn into catfish, and dogs will
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turn into hampster-fish. but when the fishies take over we won';t lknow it.
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when the fishies take over fires will no longer burn and wax will no longer
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melt. it will just sit there. in odd shapes. when the fishies take ovcer tvs
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will explode, and radios will turn into tomatoes. pataoes will scream and
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carrots will turn green. when the fishies take over the sun will turn blue,
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and the sky will turn blue too. when the fishgies take over all people that
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are wearing read turtlenecks will laff so hard that they fall anf can't get
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up. when thye fishies tyake over they will play our music too quietly and
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their's much too loud. when the fishies take over A's will turn into G's and
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the word "and" will mean "to spit".
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when the fishies take over we will not have chiken for dinner.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #252 -- written by aster -- 7/15/98 *
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