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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #251
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>> The Gingerbread Man <<
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by -> File13
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There once were an old lady and an old man. One day when the old man had
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taken a break from his afternoon drug deals, he came home to have a meal with
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his hoe. "Hey woman, I don't want no collard greens and fried chicken today.
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I want you to make me a gingerbread man. Nothing satisfies me like a
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gingerbread man," said the old gangster. The old man left the house because
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he had an appointment for a drive by shooting at 4:30, and it was almost 4
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o'clock already. The woman realized she had better hurry up and make the
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delicious treat for him since he had just paid for the last of her gold teeth.
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It took 30 minutes for it to bake, so she dreak a couple of bottles of colt 45
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while she waited. Ding! She heard the timer go off, and she set her fine
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alcoholic beverage down. She went and opened the oven, and out popped her
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gingerbread man. She jumped back, startled, and the little cookie said, "Hey
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bizzatch, when does your husband come back, because, um. . . you know. . ."
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She looked at him funny and thought, "Hey, I made this guy, so I'm kin to him.
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Hell, I've slept with everyone else I'm kin to, might as well." She led the
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gingerbread man into her bedroom. It was 6 o'clock before the old woman knew
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it. Time for her husband to get home. He walked in the house to the sweet
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smell of gingerbread man. He couldn't find his wife or the gingerbread man
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anywhere. "That communist hoe had better not have been eatin' my gingerbread
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man," he mumbled to himself. He finally went to check his bedroom to see if
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his bitch was laying down for a nap or something. He walked in, and saw that
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she hadn't been napping at all. Both her and the gingerbread man lay in bed
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with cigarettes hanging out of their mouths. He was amazed. He hadn't been
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able to lay her down for a couple of weeks, but the gingerbread man was able
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to do it in a matter of minutes. The old man snapped out of his amazement and
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grasped the reality of the situation, but before he had time to do anything,
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the gingerbread man pulled out his 9 and busted a cap on the old man. The
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gingerbread man said, "Now that's what I call a sticky situation. Let's go
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get some icecream."
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #251 -- written by File13 -- 7/15/98 *
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