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$$$$$$$$$$$
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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #250
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$$$$$P $$$$ $$$$ moo, oink, up your butt.
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$$$$P $$$$ x$$$$
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$$$P $$$$ xP$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$.
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$$$. $$$$xP $$$$ $$$$$$' >$$$$
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$$$$$$$$$. $$$$P $$$$ 4$$$$$. .$$$$'
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$$$$'`4$$$b. $$$$ $$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$P'
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$$$$b 4$$$$b. $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$< %%
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$$$$$b 4$$$$$x $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$ %%
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>> You butt-poking anal baby <<
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by -> Styx
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a few days ago, i subscribed to alt.irc on USENET for fun. i was
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curious to see what could possibly be discussed in there. it wasn't too
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shabby. a few nifty server lists, recommendations for things, etc. what
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got on my nerves, though, were the vast amounts of "NE1 NO HOW TO FLOOD???"
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or "HOW CAN I KNOCK SUM1 OFF OF THE IRC??" posts and, even worse, the
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responses of the posts that were made by people just like them. "I WILL
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SEND YOU A FLOOD SCRIPT IF YOU SEND ME AN MIRC CRACK!" what the heck? so
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anyway, given the chance to run my big mouth, i took it and let everyone
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know how annoyed i was. it was not out of anger. i just thought maybe i
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could make a difference. i wanted someone to say "hey, styx is right. we
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sure are dumb!"
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instead, i got an email from FreakSCeNe. the regulars of #dto and
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#zines on EFNET will remember him. he followed mogel around like a puppy.
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it was cute for the first few days. then it wasn't. the following is my
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post to alt.irc and the response in email that i received from FreakSCeNe.
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i hope you find this as amusing as i did. he even cuts on murmur!
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From dropdead@mindspring.com Wed Jun 11 12:29:30 1997
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Newsgroups: alt.irc
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Subject: Flooding/Nuking/Warring - You Idiots
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From: dropdead@mindspring.com (Styx)
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Date: Wed, 11 Jun 1997 16:29:30 GMT
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I've subscribed to this newsgroup for a whole 2 days and half of
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the posts are requests for ways to harrass other IRC users (nick
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colliding, flooding, etc.)
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What the hell is wrong with you people? How old are you?
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Twelve? When will you realize that flooding does NOT MAKE YOU COOL?
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When will you realize that 99% of the IRC clients and IrcII scripts
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out there protect people from any sort of CTCP/DCC flooding
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automatically anyway, so there's no point?
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Let me tell you something. If you want to bother somebody via
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computer, IRC is *not the way to do it*. It's immature, annoying, and
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makes people like me LAG for no good reason. Grow up. Read some
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books about computer systems if you want to fuck shit up.
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/join #alt.irc
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*** you (youarean@idiot.com) has joined channel #alt.irc
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*** Topic for #alt.irc: IRC Warrior Geeks - GET THE FUCK OUT
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*** #alt.irc Styx 866044514
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*** Mode change "+b *!*@idiot.com" on channel #alt.irc by Styx
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*** You have been kicked off channel #alt.irc by Styx (GET OUT)
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styx - dropdead@mindspring.com
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http://www.dto.net/~styx/
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"you're stupid." - doomed to obscurity
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Return-Path: <bgosling@pcug.org.au>
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Date: Fri, 13 Jun 1997 15:06:08 +1000 (EST)
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From: freakscene <bgosling@pcug.org.au>
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X-Sender: bgosling@supreme
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To: dropdead@mindspring.com
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Subject: nuking, whatever
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i read that posting to alt.irc, & you're quite right about most of the
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posters being immature, but it's not like you can talk, "you fucking piece
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of shit". you go on & on with your "fucked in the head" angst
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"bullshit"... i don't know whether you think you're funny, god's dead &
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you don't give a shit, or whatever, & "i don't care, you butt-poking anal
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baby". you're too caught up in the elite-underground-movement & don't
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spend enough time jamming cock up ugly h0z like everyone normal (normal
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meaning not obsessed with computers & trying to appear badass). i even
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think you listen to tool to appear cool. you probably look like murmur &
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have a bat whenever no-one else is home, & sometimes even when they _are_
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home. you think they can't hear your grunts over the stereo playing prison
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sex? anyway, "fuck you", & stop making love to your fist & live a little.
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twat.
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after dabbing the tears from my eyes, i decided to sift through
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dejanews.com. here, you can do a search for old posts on USENET. i found
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this, posted by FreakSCeNe. i conclude with it. i think it speaks for
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itself! :) :) :)
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Subject: Re: Best IRC channels : WANTED
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From: FreakSCeNe <bgosling@pcug.org.au>
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Date: 1996/12/01
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Message-Id: <Pine.SOL.3.91.961201121046.27409A-100000@supreme>
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Newsgroups: alt.irc
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like, mogel will probably get ver, ver angry, but try #dto or #zines on
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efnet haha? they r0x like yeah! ohhhh baby.
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uh.
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/ \ ..:.:::.::.::.::.::.::.::.::.:::.::...:::.:.:..::.:.:.:.::..:.:.:
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\____/ @[FreakSCeNe --------------------]@ /\ /\ .ooo GGG
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(-o0-) @[bgosling@pcug.org.au ----------]@ | \/ | o o G __
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| __ | @[*** PhEaR MogEl!@# ------------]@ | | `ooo GGG|
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #250 -- written by Styx -- 6/20/98 *
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