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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #248
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>> Sort Of Just Filler <<
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by -> Guardian
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<Gaurd> Don't you have Netscape or something?
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<YOUR_FACE> i do, but it's really slow
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<YOUR_FACE> ok
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<YOUR_FACE> hold on
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<YOUR_FACE> i'll go back to the other
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<YOUR_FACE> one
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<YOUR_FACE> it's not too important to read those descriptions, though, if
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you didn't notice
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<YOUR_FACE> heh
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<YOUR_FACE> it's sort of just filler
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<Gaurd> lol
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<Gaurd> GOD!
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<Gaurd> THAT'S IT!
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<Gaurd> OH MY GOD.
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<Gaurd> How fucking ironic.
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<Gaurd> I was sitting here a couple minutes ago...
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<YOUR_FACE> huh?
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<Gaurd> Trying to think of a topic I could write on for the dto issue...
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<Gaurd> I couldn't quite summarize my thoughts into a cohesive thesis...
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<Gaurd> <YOUR_FACE> heh
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<Gaurd> <YOUR_FACE> it's sort of just filler
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<Gaurd> Then, BOOM.
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<YOUR_FACE> hehe
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<Gaurd> Your words smashed into me.
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<Gaurd> I was flattened like Wile E Coyote, and staring up at stars.
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<Gaurd> "it's sort of just filler."
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<Gaurd> Amazing... you know?
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<Gaurd> When everything just clicks?
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<YOUR_FACE> yeahyeah
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<Gaurd> I should email this to myself, so I don't forget it.
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Well, I looked at this after I got it in the email. I didn't want
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to remove anything from it, because that would take away from the
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effect I'm trying to make. The preceding 32 line irc conversation
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could have been summed up in one line "dto is nothing but filler."
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But that wouldn't have got the point across, would it? If you're
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actually reading this in an issue of dto (and I pray for the sake
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of the zine that you are not) then you've just wasted 15 to 30
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seconds of your life. You'll never get them back. Fuck, I'll
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never get the 2 minutes back it took me to write all this.
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Do you realize what I'm saying? NOTHING! I'm not fucking saying
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anything. Nothing at all! The only thing point I've made is that
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dto is nothing but filler, and it took me 32 lines to do _that_.
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At the moment, I'm expounding upon that theme by simply saying
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the same thing over and over. Every word is predictable. Every
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thought is unorriginal and unimaginative. You probably know my
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every word just before you read it. You have probably thought
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all of this before. I'm not being intersting, only confrontational.
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I'm just filling time, while you wait to get to the end so that
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you can feel some sense of accomplishment when you get to the end,
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since you just read a multi-page article which had a single purpose:
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to fill time so that you could get some sense of satisfaction out
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of enduring the pain it takes to get through it.
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GOD, this better not get in dto.
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Because if it does, I just will just lose all respect for that zine.
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Oh.
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Wait.
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Nevermind.
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"Mostly Circus Animals, Some Filler."
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-- Lunchlady Dorris' school lunch meat box
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #248 -- written by Guardian -- 6/20/98 *
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