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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #246
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>> Gaa-nomes <<
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by -> aster
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Hi. This is a story about the gaa-nomes. the gaa-nomes live in the fluffy
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pink clouds. They look like bananas. not the clouds. the gaa-nomes. the clouds
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look like cotton candy with little mini-banans living in it. except, the
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banans are not yellow, like ordinary banans. THESE bananas arn't banans at
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all, but gaa-nomes. and, you see, gaa-nomes are NOT yellow. If gaa-nomes were
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yellow, they would be bananas and would get eaten all up. which would nto be
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good, because there would be no more gaa-nomes. and we want gaa-nomes, cause
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gaa-nomes improve our planet. and gaa-nomes are very neat. they can fly. thats
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how they get from one fluffy pink cloud to another. But the fluffy pink clouds
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in which they live are not in the sky. they are in the oceans. once apon a
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time there was a little gaa-nome called Luter G'nome. Luter was not a very
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smart gaa-nome. As a child he mooved out of his house so that he could live
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closer to the surface. But this meant leaving behind his family, his
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non-exsistant friends(i think he had social problem as a child), and his
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education. he did not care. he did enjoy school or his family. and it is hard
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to enjoy non-exsistant friends, awful hard. anyway, he wasn't very smart, so
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he trhought it woujld be fun to live close to the surface near the sun and the
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feared and evil tall things. the tall things would come out in funny wooden
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round things. all of this mystified, and did not scare Luter. He would look
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for them and study them. one days while he was comfortibly napping on one of
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the smaller fluffy pink clouds near the surface something shook him awake. It
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was another gaa-nome!!!! this was Scury Gaanome. Scury was an outlaw. he had
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murded several other gaa-nomes and was a very bad bad thing. they are all in
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hunt of, there was a price on his head. Scury told him to come up to the
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surface with him. Luter, being VERY afraid, went with him. when they got there
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they saw qa small yellow and blue round rubber thing coming toward them. there
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were 5 tall things in it! the 5 tall thngs grabed the two gaa-nomes and st6uck
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them into a large machine. the noisy annoying machine went *CRUNCH* and
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*GRIND* and they were scared. then they died. the end.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #246 -- written by Aster -- 6/20/98 *
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