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>> "A Scholarly Essay on the Benefits of Rape in Society" <<
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*or*
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>> "Rape is Cool" <<
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by -> PezMonkey
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I don't understand all the fuss about rape. I mean, think about it.
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Everyone should actually be *PRO-RAPE*. Guys get some; girls get some.
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What more could you want? I mean, if a guy's going to get it up for you,
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you should be GRATEFUL. And if it's not exactly the right time for you, or
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it's a little painful, so what? Some people actually LIKE that, you know?
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You should just think, "You're getting it up for *ME*. Thank you!" In
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fact, I bet most people really enjoy being raped. They're lying if they say
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they don't. And some people would never get any anyway if they were never
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raped. As Toastier said, "It is the only way I will ever get any action."
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And you know what they say: When sex is good, it's great, but when it
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it's bad, it's still pretty good. So, see, you can't go wrong, even with rape.
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It's really a COMPLIMENT, if you think about it, because this guy is willing
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to do ANYTHING to get you.
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Here are some quotes from other pro-rape activists:
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"Forceful men are a real turn-on. I don't want my man to be a pussy.
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He just has to want it."
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"It's my fantasy to be completely beaten to a bloody pulp."
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"He has to want it so bad he's willing to do ANYTHING for it."
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"I hate to initiate. I want my man to make the first move."
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"I'm a traditional girl."
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"I have a wet, dark, hard back alley fetish."
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"I'm tired of all this romantic, superficial bullshit. A guy should
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just be direct with what he wants."
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"My life is in absolute turmoil. I'm homeless. In a world of such
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chaos, vulnerable women are the one thing that I have any control over.
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Otherwise I'd just kill myself."
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"My penis is attractive, and I like to share beautiful things with
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the world."
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"You have to be understanding sometimes. I mean, this fellow last
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week... he just got out of prison and hasn't been with a woman for 15 years!
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Plus, I've got nice breasts. Who can blame him?"
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"My daddy told me that's what men are s'posed to do with their
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women."
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"Look at me. I'm hot. I'd be insulted if he DIDN'T!"
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With this compelling evidence, how can anyone NOT be pro-rape? I
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mean, think about it. The feeling of power and happiness it gives to the
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rapist is phenomenal. How can we deny that sort of happiness to anyone? It
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would just be cruel. And sometimes, as females, we just need to have a
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chance to let someone else take control -- we spend all day in control: of
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the kids, of the kitchen -- and sometimes it's just too much. Rape is a
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great way for us to let the MAN have a little power. And, the neatest (and
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perhaps most paradoxical thing) about being pro-rape is that once EVERYONE
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becomes pro-rape, then rape will disappear all together, because all sex,
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even rape, will be consentual, which makes it not rape. Then there will be
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less overcrowding in prisons since no one will be arrested for rape. There
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are tons of advantages!
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See, I personally think our society just feeds it into people to be
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scared of sex with strangers, relatives, or people who they're just not
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attracted to, when in actuality, if you look at it the right way, it could
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be fun! So go put on your sluttiest outfit, search for some back alleys,
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and look helpless, girls! It's your time to shine!
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #231 -- written by PezMonkey -- 4/18/98 *
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