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>> "Ode to Yak Boy" <<
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by -> Captain Bovine
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Oh yak boy, oh yak boy
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In your pastures of green,
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Oh yak boy, oh yak boy
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Why are you so mean?
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You sit and taunt
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The sheep grazing below.
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They want your pasture
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But you yell at them "No!"
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It's the yaks that you love
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Those big hairy beasts.
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Their fur keeps you warm,
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On their meat you do feast.
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All day long
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You sit in the sun
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Knowing nothing of freedom,
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Knowing nothing of fun.
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At night you go home
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To lie on your back.
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You have your bed of nails,
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And your dreams of yaks
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If in the night
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Impure thoughts should appear
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You may wake up screaming,
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Trembling with fear!
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Yaks are for raising!
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Silly boy of Tibet
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You won't reach nirvana
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If you're thinking of sex.
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Until now you were safe
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Making your babies,
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You were feared only the weather
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(and mad yaks with rabies).
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But now there's a threat
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Coming over the mountains
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Tearing down your homes,
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Destroying your fountains.
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With tanks they come
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Big, fearsome and grey.
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You are about to face
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The cruel PLA.
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You have no swords or guns
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To fend off their attacks.
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But you MUST do something!
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Who'll save the yaks?!
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You'll have to defend yourself!
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(They could bring in cows!!!!)
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You'll have to give up
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Your pacifistic vows.
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What hope do you have
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If you won't fight back?
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It's time to be brave
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And let loose the yaks.
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With the yaks as the fighters
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And you as the brains,
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You'll trample your enemies
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And derain their trains!
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With the yaks fighting
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There'll be no need to run
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The power of a yak
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Can beat any PLA gun.
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There's no need to worry
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The Chinese will have to retreat!
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Then you can get back
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To slaughtering yaks for meat.
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And you can go back
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To tending your heard
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Because fighting and violence
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Is so damn absurd.
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And so you will live
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From boyhood to man
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Just wait a few years
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And you'll be attacked once again.
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---
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(Incase you don't know... the PLA is the chinese military.. they have
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been doing all sorts of nasty stuff to the tibetans, because they want to
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take control of the area in the mountains... lala)
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #204 -- written by Captain Bovine -- 3/06/98 *
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