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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #183
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>> "Why Drugs Are Queer" <<
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by -> Kraftwerk
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(The Sandley Family Special -- Part 1!)
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drugs are queer for many reasons. i will attempt to list some here.
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The first and foremost is addiction. some people may claim that pot
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is not addictive, or that they're not. this is incorrect.
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in my experience, if you tell someone they're addicted, they will
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absolutely deny it. after this, i usually ask them why they smoke or snort
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or shoot their shit or whatever the fuck it's called, and they reply one of
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3 ways. the one i hear the most is "it helps me relax." if not that, i
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hear either "because it trips me out" or "it has herbal properties that are
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good for the body and soul." i proceed to accuse them again of being an
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addict, but they still deny it. From this point, i ask them why they won't
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stop. I have never gotten an excuse besides "because i want to."
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isn't this some form of addiction in itself? i think so. if they
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aren't actually physically drawn to it every day, isn't "because i want to"
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just another way that their addiction is portrayed, if more subtle and less
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apparent?
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there are so many reasons _never_ to touch drugs that i cant begin to
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list them all. but i will attempt a few.
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money -- too goddamn fucking expensive. why waste your money on drugs
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when you can buy me cool stuff for less?
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idiocy -- not naming any names, but a certain someone will say that
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drugs not only help you, they make you SMARTER. (if this is so, if i o.d.,
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will i become a fucking genius?).
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i have to stop writing this now, mogel. dylans copping a feel on
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laura.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #183 -- written by Kraftwerk -- 1/13/98 *
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