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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #176
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>> "Anything Else" <<
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by -> PezMonkey
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I have a brother. He is stupid. His name is Jay, and he is 20 years
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old but acts like he's 12. I really can't stand him. I have a dad. He's
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not stupid. He doesn't say much, though, so I don't really know what he
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thinks about things. I am Southern. This is an important thing to note
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when reading the remainder of this article, since most people tend to think
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of incest when they think of Southerners. Now, a little story about me
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embarrassing myself:
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My brother and I have been having little screen-saver wars ever since
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we've been home from school for Christmas break. It started when he put
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the marquee as, "Lindsey is stupid and ugly and washes her hair in the
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toilet." Great, real mature, Jay. So, despite the fact that I *am* mature,
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I changed the screen saver to, "Jay is stupid, and he sucks, and he brushes
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his teeth in dog pee." Fun fun for everyone! This has continued for most
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of break.
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Today, my dad was typing at the computer, and after he paused to talk
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to me, he turned around, and the screen saver was up. "Who did this?" he
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asked, somewhere between amused and angry. Thinking that I had put up the
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last screen-saver message, I answered, "I did, but Jay started it by putting
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something mean about me first!!" (I told you I'm mature.) So my dad gives
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me a weird look, then goes back to typing.
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Later, I notice that Jay must have changed the screen saver before my
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dad saw it, because it said, "When I think about Jay, I touch myself."
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MORAL: If you're Southern, don't tell your dad that you were the one
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who wrote the screen saver, because he'll think you're having incestuous
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thoughts about your brother.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #176 -- written by PezMonkey -- 1/4/98 *
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