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$$$$$$$$$$$
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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #158
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$$$$$P $$$$ $$$$ moo, oink, up your butt.
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$$$$P $$$$ x$$$$
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$$$P $$$$ xP$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$.
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$$$. $$$$xP $$$$ $$$$$$' >$$$$
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$$$$$$$$$. $$$$P $$$$ 4$$$$$. .$$$$'
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$$$$'`4$$$b. $$$$ $$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$P'
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$$$$b 4$$$$b. $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$< %%
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$$$$$b 4$$$$$x $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$ %%
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>> "yellow.american.cheese.gz" <<
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by -> Ilsundal
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* ILSUNDAL IS NOW THE OFFICAL HOE SECRETARY! *
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----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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it's quite interesting on how you can persude someone to install
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just about anything on their linux machine. below, is an ACTUAL
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conversation both myself and rattle contributed in, in order to speed up
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DCC transfers on caller's linux machine (now known as neme).
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+---
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<caller> what to type foir graphical one?
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<caller> "uNF"
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<Ilsundal> the graphical one is some easy stuff!
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<Ilsundal> easy easy easy!
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<Ilsundal> :) :) :)
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<caller> well what to type?
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<caller> uncany
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<rattle> or when doubt.. take the back end of a screw driver and hit it
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real hard.. ask ilsundal, it's what _i_ do...
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<caller> TELL ME WHAT TO TYPE!$@#@!#
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<rattle> okie.. killall5
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<rattle> but not as root!
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<caller> ok brbr
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<Ilsundal> XF86Config, or xf86config .. ONE of those.
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<caller> hehe
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<Ilsundal> try both!
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<caller> ok
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<Ilsundal> and look for cheese.
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<rattle> american, yellow american cheese.. (to be spicific)
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<caller> i get txt on xf86config command not found on XF86Config
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<Ilsundal> werd werd slipperty werd ...
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<Ilsundal> that's a bitch ...
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<Ilsundal> hmmm.
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<rattle> do a locate for it.. maby its not in your path
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<caller> ok
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<caller> found it
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<caller> hehe
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<caller> brb
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<rattle> the cheese?
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<Ilsundal> xmseconfig ..
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<rattle> was it yellow american? if its not, you are fucked... alot
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<caller> rattle, shush
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<Ilsundal> hmm.
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<Ilsundal> crazy.
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<rattle> shush? i give you sound unix advice and you go shush?!#@$
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<rattle> Ilsundal: you belive this?
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<Ilsundal> wh0rd.
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<rattle> no ext2 filesystem is complete without good old american cheese..
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<caller> rattle, yellow! it snot yellow!
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<rattle> no matter what domain its under..
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<rattle> com
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<rattle> net
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<rattle> uk
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<rattle> au
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<rattle> ca
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<rattle> fi
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<caller> haha snot
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<rattle> etc.
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<rattle> o.. so you found the cheese? good..
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<rattle> what dir is it in?
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<caller> one sec
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<caller> ./var/X11R6/lib
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<rattle> DOOD!$*()!#$ thats a old version@#!$!$ if they put it there..
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this is bad..
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<Ilsundal> worms live in dirt! worms drive me crazy!
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<caller> urg
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<caller> u guys are wierd
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<caller> :)
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<caller> but like i have wierd friends so i guess its cool
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<caller> :))
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<Ilsundal> no tats, no piercings, no hats ..
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<rattle> (c)rackrock/bX :: 1 pack(s) :: /ctcp rattle cdcc help
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<rattle> [slots(6/6) queue(10/10) minspeed(0kb/s) record(0.0kb/s)]
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<rattle> ( 1) [ 64b | 0x] yellow.american.cheese.gz
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<rattle> <20><><EFBFBD> put this is /usr/local/bin root.bin 750
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<rattle> <20><> 64b offered, 0b snagged <20><>
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[exec] zcat yellow.american.cheese.gz [exec]
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<rattle> #!/bin/sh
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<rattle> echo yum\!
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<rattle> # [eof]
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<caller> hehe so what to do
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<Ilsundal> sorry i crashed through your window on acid ...
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<caller> ok ok
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[cdcc]: sending caller pack #1 (1 file)
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[<5B>] caller [caller@ts006d17.nas-tn.concentric.net] requested CDCC from you
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*** DCC SEND connection with caller [206.83.78.149(1091)] established.
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*** DCC SEND/yellow.american.cheese.gz [64bytes] to caller completed [(1
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secs)0.0625 kb/s]
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<caller> ok brb
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<rattle> now remember.. thats COMMERCIAL.. so don't distribute it..
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<rattle> and i suggest you run it in rc.local
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<caller> mv it to /usr/local/bin with that file name?
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<Ilsundal> all of my neurons are functioning smoothly and still i'm a
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cyborg just like you.
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<caller> oik im confused
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<caller> easily confused
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<Ilsundal> caller, what's the spathi secret cypher?
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<rattle> same name.. just ungzip it, and chown root.bin
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yellow.american.cheese
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<rattle> and then chmod 750 yellow.american.cheese.. then have it run in
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the rc.local
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<caller> mv yellow.american.cheese /usr/local/bin
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<caller> is what u want me to do?
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<rattle> yep
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<Ilsundal> huffi muffi guffi!
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<caller> ok i messed up
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<rattle> then add these two lines to your /etc/rc.d/rc.local :::
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<caller> ok brb
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<rattle> echo "starting cheese dameon..."
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<rattle> /usr/local/bin/yellow.american.cheese
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<caller> quit im trying to think!
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<caller> hehe
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<caller> no more typing i have to think
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<rattle> you better spit out the gum
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<Ilsundal> caller, read that FAQ.
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<caller> ok
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<rattle> have you ruptured yet
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<rattle> ?
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<caller> i thnk i did it righ
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<caller> right
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<caller> arg
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<rattle> okok.. if the cheese admeon installed?
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<caller> i think/hope
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<rattle> ok... for now, just run it as root...
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<caller> it like said yum!
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<caller> so
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<rattle> that means its installed..
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<rattle> good job.
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<rattle> you are now running the latest cheese dameon..
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<caller> ok so what now?
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<rattle> thats it! now try to download accelx
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<caller> uhm ok
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<Ilsundal> yes, you shouldn't have any problems now.
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<caller> so what is this cheese thing doing?
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<caller> im on a queue
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<Ilsundal> Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip.
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<caller> wh00p, cuz eye be growed up in da getto
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<rattle> uhh... er.. it just acts as a compressor for your tcp/ip
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transfers.. kinda makes sure you don't lose packets and stuff..
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thats probally the problem you have been having.. i don't know
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exactly what it does.. i just know it works, and that its
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secure..
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<caller> Ilsundal, u said ah needed uh tcp/ip logger?. Ya' know what I be
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sayin'?
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<Ilsundal> caller, beer?
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<rattle> Ilsundal: warez?
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<caller> hell ya!, what 'chew thinking man
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<Ilsundal> a huh-huh, he said chew.
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<caller> war-ez, an dat boil on mah ass.
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<caller> its ebonix foo', with muh beeotch
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<Ilsundal> caller, the sliver is lurking ...
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<caller> got BitchX?, w0rd!
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<caller> ah dont th'o't ah could live without da'beeitchx, with muh beeotch
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<caller> roxors yoh fr0, and git Testeefa Kaleema's ass back ova' heeah.
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<rattle> caller: _english_ its the launguage. really!
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<caller> amanda_ droped muh d0cs, slap mah fro!
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<caller> uNF ok
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<caller> rattle, will u own me?
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<Ilsundal> caller, do we get a free cake if we do?
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<caller> Ilsundal, sorry i got pizza and crackrock!
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<caller> Ilsundal, when i get this d/led will it be hard for me to config
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it?
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<Ilsundal> nope.
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<Ilsundal> all menu driven.
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*** sarah123 [away@stj529.nf.sympatico.ca] has joined #zines
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<sarah123> hi!
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<Ilsundal> hi hi!
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<caller> it hasnt been started yet im on a fucking queue
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<Ilsundal> sarah123, are you a zany character?
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<caller> i!
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<sarah123> but my zine
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<sarah123> but=buy
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<caller> did anyone c X-files last night?
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<caller> this lady goes can u decrypt it and the haxors goes baby my
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kungfoo is the best!
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<caller> i was laffing
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<caller> i couldnt belive it
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<caller> believe
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<Ilsundal> hax0rs play D&D.
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<caller> d&d?
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<Ilsundal> caller, so, read any good fucking books lately?
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<caller> it started
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<caller> Ilsundal, uhmm ya takedown the number of the beast cukoos egg all
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of them
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<rattle> is the transfer going alright now?
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<caller> iv read veryone of dem haxor bo0ks
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*** [signoff/#zines] caller (Ping timeout)
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<rattle> damn.. musta been that cheese dameon...
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*** caller [caller@ts006d17.nas-tn.concentric.net] has joined #zines
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<rattle> welcome back!
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<rattle> how is the transfer going?
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<caller> ya least it still goes after eww die
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<caller> 1.261
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<caller> 2%
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<rattle> goodie.. see? i told you the cheese dameon would fix all your
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problems.. tell everyone you know about it, its really a good
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program..
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<rattle> my work here is done
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<20> rattle is idle, YOUR FAVORITE BAND SUCKS. [bX(l/on p/on)]
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<caller> thanks
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+---
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if i wasn't laughing so hard during the process of this, i would have
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thought enough to have him place it in /usr/local/sbin, and put some sort
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of infinate sleep command in the 'dameon'. oh well.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #158 -- written by Ilsundal -- 12/17/97 *
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