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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #157
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>> "Emoticons Explained" <<
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by -> Swiss Pope
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*** SWISSPOPE IS THE NEW OFFICIAL HOE FOREIGN RELATIONS CORRESPONDANT!!! ***
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Years ago, I downloaded a text file that listed all of the different
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'smiley' faces that you can make with your keyboard. At this time they
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were called 'smiley's; none of us had ever heard of the term 'emoticon'.
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Times have changed and the ever so common smiley ( :) ) doesn't mean
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the same things that it used to. In the jaded world of IRC, everyone is a
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critic, quickly judging people on their writing mannerisms. Using smileys
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too often or in the wrong context may make a bad first impression on others!
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They'll pin you as one with lesser intelligence or experience than
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themselves.
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This list is intended for you to gain a greater understanding of what
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you *really* mean when you combine those two little characters on the
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screen.
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*smiley* *current meaning*
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:) - Yes, that was a stupid question and I am indeed an
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idiot. Dur, dur, dur.
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- I giggle a lot.
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- I bet you really enjoyed that *GREAT* story I just
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told!
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- I just made a cute comment. Please love me, for I
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desperately need your attention.
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- Please have sex with me.
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:( - I really hope you're going to be okay!
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- My hamster died.
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- Please have sex with me.
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;) - I'm clever! You NEVER EXPECTED me to say that!
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- That subtle suggestive comment will surely get
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me in the sack with you!
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=) - I'm really fucking drunk.
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- I just hacked your box.
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- Wanna fuck?
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:p - You hurt my feelings. I am sad.
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- Even though you're a prick, you can still
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have sex with me.
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=] - I'm a little retarded boy.
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- Retard sex is the best!
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=[ - I'm a little retarded boy whose hamster was just
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taken away by the Humane Society.
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- I'd have sex with you, but my wheelchair is broken.
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=} - I'm from Czech Republic and I have no idea
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what the fuck I'm doing.
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- Chtel by se s tebou pomilovat.
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* * *
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The moral of the story: don't be a gimp.
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Idle, be arrogant, and be proud of it.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #157 -- written by Swiss Pope -- 12/17/97 *
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