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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #153
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>> "Missing The Boat" <<
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by -> Kraftwerk
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I always found it funny to see people discover something new, like
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some band they never heard of before, and think they're awesome because
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they've found some new 'underground' music. Well I'm sorry, but IT'S
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NOTHING WE ALL HAVEN'T HEARD BEFORE.
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For instance, I had a kid ask me if I knew who "Fugazi" was. In the
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natural fashion, I replied "yes, they're pretty neat." But no, the kid who
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asked me this thought that I was lying, because I was not hip enough to have
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heard of them before. The actual reason that they were mad was because they
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had "missed the Boat."
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Missing the boat is very lame. I admit, I have missed the boat
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myself several dozen times, but have always been proud when the boat I
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missed crashed. I have missed the boat for the beginning of DTO, I missed
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the boat for the alpha edition of magic the gathering, and I missed the boat
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when I was 8 years old and had a chance to win 50$, but I was taking a leak.
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Missing the boat is not something fun, but something very
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discouraging. I bet you all wish you hadn't missed the boat on buying up
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stock in Microsoft when it was a baby. We've all missed the boat at one
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point or another, just some more than others.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #153 -- written by Kraftwerk -- 12/14/97 *
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