171 lines
5.4 KiB
Plaintext
171 lines
5.4 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
$$$$$$$$$$$
|
|
$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #152
|
|
$$$$$P $$$$ $$$$ moo, oink, up your butt.
|
|
$$$$P $$$$ x$$$$
|
|
$$$P $$$$ xP$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$.
|
|
$$$. $$$$xP $$$$ $$$$$$' >$$$$
|
|
$$$$$$$$$. $$$$P $$$$ 4$$$$$. .$$$$'
|
|
$$$$'`4$$$b. $$$$ $$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$P'
|
|
$$$$b 4$$$$b. $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$< %%
|
|
$$$$$b 4$$$$$x $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$ %%
|
|
|
|
>> "Normal Vacation" <<
|
|
|
|
by -> Murmur
|
|
|
|
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
|
|
THE PLAYERS:
|
|
|
|
MURMUR: a dapper gentleman from the North.
|
|
QUAREX: the local fire chief.
|
|
GLYNIS: the local sweetheart.
|
|
MOGEL: a visitor from the Orient.
|
|
JAMESY: a porn star.
|
|
FEIVAL: the local cub scout den mother.
|
|
YUMMAS: a porn star.
|
|
TAO: local zen master.
|
|
KREEG: the local fish.
|
|
vanir: CRAZY MAN!!!!@$#!!*$@~$@@U@Q ~!^TY# ~T ^I$I^O($&@~e4y43 !88 8 8
|
|
GRAY: the local hustler.
|
|
ERECT: the professor.
|
|
JUKE: the most respected man in the world.
|
|
CRANK: local negative-noun.
|
|
|
|
---
|
|
|
|
NORTHERN METAMOR. It is Monday in Northern Metamora.
|
|
|
|
---
|
|
|
|
<TITLE> THY BACKGROUND </TITLE>
|
|
|
|
In the quaint town of Northern Metamora, life is odd. GLYNIS, the local
|
|
sweetheart, and QUAREX, the local fire chief, have had a stormy sequence as
|
|
of late. QUAREX, feeling jilted by GLYNIS, is unhappy, and is futher
|
|
unhappy by the news that MURMUR, the dapper gentleman from the North, has
|
|
begun a relationship with GLYNIS. FEIVAL is the best friend of GLYNIS.
|
|
Meanwhile, JAMESY, a local porn star, and his female friend YUMMAS, also a
|
|
porn star, along with MURMUR, are entertaining MOGEL, visiting from the
|
|
Orient.
|
|
|
|
This saga opens in a park. A fork is here.
|
|
|
|
---
|
|
|
|
A park. It is a dark and stormy night. QUAREX is here, with a lightning
|
|
rod and some toads. QUAREX is wearing a nazi war helmet and sunglasses.
|
|
|
|
QUAREX: I beseech of thee, bring me fire, so I mayest enact upon my quest!
|
|
|
|
TAO and vanir enter the park. TAO is wearing all black, and vanir is
|
|
wearing a sombrero.
|
|
|
|
TAO: Greetings Brother QUAREX.
|
|
vanir: i'm CRAZY#^@%#&^%& look at me@^&#&%# CRAZY#^%&$@&%#@&^$
|
|
QUAREX: SATAN.
|
|
|
|
JUKE enters the park, surrounded by fireflies.
|
|
|
|
QUAREX: JUKE, I respect your opinion.
|
|
JUKE: Thank you, QUAREX.
|
|
QUAREX: JUKE, should I be angry?
|
|
JUKE: No, QUAREX.
|
|
vanir: CUH-RAY-ZEE^#@$%&@^&$&^#%@&
|
|
QUAREX: JUKE, I do not respect your opinion.
|
|
TAO: Let us all be calm.
|
|
|
|
Everyone in the park walks to the fountain in the middle of the park, where
|
|
the fish KREEG swims around.
|
|
|
|
QUAREX: I hate fish.
|
|
vanir: I EAT DA FISHIE#&@^$^&T
|
|
|
|
vanir eats KREEG. The park is vacated.
|
|
|
|
---
|
|
|
|
A bagel shoppe. FEIVAL is working.
|
|
|
|
FEIVAL: I sure am tired of these bagels. These bagels sure are annoying.
|
|
Enough cream cheese for me, Sammy. I'll show you where to stick
|
|
those flumphfkins.
|
|
|
|
GLYNIS, MURMUR, JAMESY, YUMMAS, and MOGEL are approaching the shoppe.
|
|
|
|
MOGEL: I do not why come from Orient for bagel.
|
|
MURMUR: You are here to meet FEIVAL. FEIVAL is a cub scout den mother.
|
|
MOGEL: FEIVAL cute girlie yes? We no Orient cutie have.
|
|
JAMESY: FAG FAG
|
|
YUMMAS: FAG FAG
|
|
fag: yes?
|
|
JAMESY: FAG FAG
|
|
YUMMAS: FAG FAG
|
|
MOGEL: We respect elders more Orient.
|
|
GLYNIS: Why did they say "FAG FAG"?
|
|
MURMUR: They're porn stars.
|
|
MOGEL: We respect porn stars more Orient.
|
|
|
|
The party reaches the bagel shoppe.
|
|
|
|
FEIVAL: GLYNIS, is this MOGEL?
|
|
GLYNIS: This is JAMESY. MOGEL is this one, the one from the Orient.
|
|
JAMESY: FAG FAG
|
|
YUMMAS: CUNT CUNT
|
|
JAMESY: OOG OOG CUNT FAG LIP LIP
|
|
FEIVAL: I'll whack 'em good if they come near my cub scouts!
|
|
GLYNIS: Don't worry about that right now.
|
|
MURMUR: Talk to MOGEL!!
|
|
MOGEL: This FEIVAL?
|
|
MURMUR: This is FEIVAL.
|
|
god: no.
|
|
MOGEL: FEIVAL have lovely knees.
|
|
FEIVAL: Uhm, okay. I suppose that is nice.
|
|
GLYNIS: Are you done?
|
|
FEIVAL: I am done.
|
|
MURMUR: What shall we do?
|
|
GLYNIS: We shall go to the park.
|
|
JAMESY: CHOP FACE
|
|
YUMMAS: EAT BREAD
|
|
|
|
Everyone leaves the bagel shoppe.
|
|
|
|
---
|
|
|
|
A bedroom. GRAY is here "alone" with his computer.
|
|
|
|
GRAY: HAHSAHAHAHAHA
|
|
GRAY: MY BOT ARMY HURTS YOU
|
|
GRAY: NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW
|
|
GRAY: HO-SAI
|
|
GRAY: MSU!!!!!!
|
|
GRAY: MY IRC GIRLFRIEND HAS REALLY BIG BOOBIES!@#%)
|
|
GRAY: HAHAHA!!!
|
|
GRAY: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!
|
|
GRAY: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
|
|
GRAY: K-LINED ON MY OWN SERVER!!!! HAHAHAHAHA@!#@@!
|
|
|
|
---
|
|
|
|
all around, the chaos spins!! nobody knows where chaos begins!!
|
|
|
|
QUAREX: god, why matt?
|
|
MOGEL: let's have a dto conferance. or not.
|
|
the birmingham 6: you been, thunderstruck.
|
|
KANT: what is the true meaning of truth? what are the mechanics of right?
|
|
<rj smashes kant's head with a hammer>
|
|
rj: i'm right, you blabbering pus node.
|
|
rj's mind: you've totally lost your sense of humor.
|
|
rj: i have not.
|
|
rj's mind: yes you have. it's really sad.
|
|
rj: well, you know, i've been doing a lot of fiction.
|
|
rj's mind: yeah.
|
|
|
|
meanwhile, PIP wanders around.
|
|
|
|
<the end of chaos.>
|
|
|
|
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
|
* (c) HoE publications. HoE #152 -- written by Murmur -- 12/14/97 *
|