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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #150
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$$$$$P $$$$ $$$$ moo, oink, up your butt.
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>> "slit and slot; no, just coffee, thanks" <<
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by -> Styx
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* STYX IS THE NEW OFFICIAL VICE PRESIDENT OF H0E! *
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once upon a time there was a girl named slit whose parents divorced.
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then slit got fat and started to voluntarily regurgitate her food because
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she wanted to look like drew barrymore. when slit was finally thin enough
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to distinguish her tits from her stomach, she got herself a tattoo, various
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body piercings, and a boyfriend. he used slit for sex and she pretended not
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to notice. then he left slit for some other chick because he was sick and
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tired of the same pussy day in and day out. slit got upset and tried to
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kill herself. it didn't work, but she had another self-induced traumatic
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experience to use as an excuse for stupid shit she did. one day, when slit
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forgot to take her pills she realized she used him for sex, too, so she
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started getting horny again. slit also wanted to get back at him any way
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she could. slit fucked and blew boys left and right that her ex-boyfriend
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knew. slit's ex-boyfriend always found out who she fucked or blew, but he
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didn't care and neither did anybody else. slit convinced herself that
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everyone cared and that she was just being a fun teenager instead of a
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hooker, and if infact she was a hooker it was only because her parents were
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divorced and she used to be fat and tried to commit suicide once. slit
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partied on, her cunt getting looser and bigger with every fuck; her
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mandibles getting stronger and more flexible with every blow. slit knew a
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lot of deep lyrics and big words so nobody ever had the balls to tell her
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how much she sucked. they would just let slit fuck or blow them.
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slit's best friend's name was slot. when slot was younger all she did
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was sit inside and masturbate so she used her dull imagination to fabricate
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wild stories to replace her deadbeat past. nobody believed slot but she was
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so pathetic nobody had the balls to tell her how much she sucked. slot was
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convinced that everybody thought she was hot, when in reality everybody
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would just pretend to like slot in hopes of getting fucked or blown by her
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best friend slit because slit had bigger tits. slot never put out because
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she didn't want anyone to know she had a penis.
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slot followed slit everywhere she went. slit and slot went to the same
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college. slit and slot each drove the same kind of car. slit and slot
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would hold hands and pretend to be close. when slit and slot would hang
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around in large crowds, they would whisper inside jokes to each other and
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assume triumphant postures. when slit and slot went to restaurants, they
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would order the same meals and smoke each other's cigarettes. slit and slot
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would get tattoos and haircuts at the same time. slit and slot were generic
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hip spoiled-rotten gen-x coffee-guzzling skanking synchronized halfwit
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punk-rock cum recepticle sods.
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slit and slot's favorite pasttimes were taking advantage of young naive
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boys, going to raves, getting drunk, knowing everything that happened on
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MTV, talking about who they hate, talking about why they hate who they hate,
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doing their best to appreciate art, and pretending to not realize they were
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accomplishing nothing but sucking more and more.
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the 50s had greasers, the 60s had hippies, the 70s had punk and disco,
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and the 80s had pop. what do the 90s have? slit and slot, parading around
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your city fucking everything up for you. stop letting them. batter them.
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shoot them. bound, gag, and hang them. put them out of their fucking
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misery.
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they _want_ you to abuse them. it's HIP. do it. do it for them.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #150 -- written by Styx -- 12/12/97 *
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