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__mmm __//__ ---__..___._
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/ | | / \ ____\ hogs
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`l l | //|""\ | | of
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l / _l l | | | \___ entropy
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; / / \ \ ____| issue oink.
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$ |--| L \ | | l number
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| / l |\ `--/' | \--\ 1xx
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|__/ l___-' \_____/ \_____\
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>> "free buttplug" <<
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by -> styx
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this is a short collection of emails i've received from people visiting
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my page. i've kept their email addresses unchanged so you can harrass them!
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From robchristen@swissonline.ch Sun Feb 23 17:29:21 1997
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Date: Sat, 22 Feb 1997 18:55:35 +0100
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From: Christen Robert <robchristen@swissonline.ch>
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To: styx@dto.net
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Subject: dogsex
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Hallo
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I am interessed for dogsexpictures.
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From popstimulus@geocities.com Fri Mar 7 11:57:59 1997
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Date: Thu, 06 Mar 1997 04:57:19 -0800
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From: chuck reisinger <popstimulus@geocities.com>
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To: styx@dto.net
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Cc: popstim@hotmail.com
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Subject: your page
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you know the tranzor theme is great to listen to while watching a person
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shit inot another mouth.. you are worthy of god hood
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chuck
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From anv9@cll.karlskoga.se Sun Mar 9 06:25:48 1997
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Date: Fri, 7 Mar 1997 22:53:11 +0100
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From: användare 9 <anv9@cll.karlskoga.se>
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To: styx@dto.net
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Subject: hallo
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You are a really funny man.
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See you in hell!
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From cbustama@latino.net.co Wed Mar 12 09:33:27 1997
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Date: Mon, 10 Mar 1997 17:52:10 -0500
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From: NOMI <cbustama@latino.net.co>
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To: styx@dto.net
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Subject: hey. Mr send me shit eating photos. please, I'm kind of curious.
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My email is cbustama@latino.net.co
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be waiting...
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Best Regards.
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From dharvey@mindspring.com Sat Mar 15 03:00:32 1997
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Date: Fri, 14 Mar 1997 00:09:40 -0800
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From: david l harvey <dharvey@mindspring.com>
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To: styx@dto.net
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Subject: Free buttplug
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please send me the free butt plug as you suggested
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XXXX Starr Avenue
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Oregon, OH XXXXX
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[styx's note: well, i HAD to block THAT one out]
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From xaphire@geocities.com Thu Mar 20 12:49:54 1997
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Date: Wed, 19 Mar 1997 09:12:11 -0500
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From: xaphire@geocities.com
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Reply-To: leopardkiss@hotmail.com
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To: styx@dto.net
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Subject: Why?
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Why do you have a pic of somebody pooping into somebody else's mouth?
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That is very sick and nasty. E-mail me back at ap0720@aol.com.
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Return-Path: vaselina@pipeline.com
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X-Sender: vaselina@pop.pipeline.com
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Date: Tue, 01 Apr 1997 02:29:24 -0500
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To: dropdead@mindspring.com
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From: Allison <vaselina@pipeline.com>
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Subject: 101 super new uses for...!
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[styx's note; this was in response to my compilation titled 'styx's ego'}
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dear mister styx,
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your EGO is more than just a good read. it's multi-functional.
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let me explain: i printed out your EGO, paperclipped it together and left it
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on the dining room table. i left the room for a couple of minutes and when i
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came back, a pot of freshly microwaved cauliflower and velveeta was
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dripping yellow #5 on your EGO. doubles as a hotplate!
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it was tuesday, recycling day, and all the newspapers were put out on the
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curb. and my lil dog was just fed a whole lotta scraps from the table, so my
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dad pulled out a couple of sheets from your EGO and put it on the floor and
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winnie promptly spread her legs and sat her little arse down and made little
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doggie diarrehas all over story #4.
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i then folded up what was left of your EGO, stuffed it in my pocket and
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brought it with me on a train ride. nature called, and i went to the little
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girl's room and (horror of horrors!) discovered a veritable flood o blood on
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my panties. i didn't have any tampons with me, so i rolled up your EGO,
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parted my lips and stuffed your EGO up my bloody snatch. and i must say,
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your EGO has protected me better than anything with wings ever did! i can
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just see it now....an ad for your EGO with two women in white strolling
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throught a meadow of dandelions singing the praises of the femme protection
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wonders of your EGO!!@#@!
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satisified reader,
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vaselina.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #121 -- written by styx -- 6/11/97 *
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