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THE TEXT FILES OF WINNERS, LIKE *YOU*!
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oink? - we present issue 116 - oink?
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>> the dangerous streets of nyc <<
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submitted under external influence and written
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shortly before the first dummercon in 1995
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and also published *without* the author's permission just
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to get a reaction like "holy blue!" out of him -- GOD WE'RE SILLY!
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by -> eerie
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the other day me and my pals ratzie and tuttie were walking in the
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dangerous streets of fucking new york city when we found out that they really
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needed a replacement for those "walk/don't walk" light thingies.
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i figured, okay, when it's time to walk, let's have the sign say:
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walk
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it's alright. however, why "don't walk"? i mean, aren't people in
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the middle of the street gonna stop walking and get hit by a car? well,
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that's just plain _stupid_! the light should say:
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walk faster
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now, after some time, when it's just about to stop flashing, the
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light should change to:
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run muthafucka
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and finally, we would put up a light that says:
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too late
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well, just a thought.
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did you ever notice how chromatik had the same initials as calvin
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klein?! i mean, that's food for thought!
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"man, there's no thought involved in there. there's not even food!"
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- rattle
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #116 -- written by eerie -- 6/11/97 *
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